willy wonka 27's god damn birthday thread

now write nice things
and say things like...happy birthday dom

 

happy birthday Willy,

may thy piss jug be bottomless.

 

happy b-day dude,

ahhh to be 17 again(not really )

 

LOL happy birthday man

 

Happy Birthday to YOU
Happy Birthday to YOU
Happy Birthday to Dom
Happy Birthday to YOU


Have a beautiful day/night

 

happy birthday! i hope you enjoy this day made just for you

 

aw, happy birthday sweetie. along with peanuts and olhippie, you're one of the nicest, sweetest people i've ever 'met.'

 

Happy Freakin' Birthday!

Nice Things




did you get some new toys?

 

Happy birthday, Wonka! OoOoOo, 17! Let me tell you, it's nothing special. You can get into rated R movies now without a parent. That's about it.

But hey, it's one step closer to being an independent adult.

Have a good one.

 

i got LAP TOP im so happy!!!
and i am getting a new vw bus soon...the one i got b4 was crap so i decided to sell it

 

Happy Birthday.

Why would waste money on a WV when you can buy a normal and much better car at the same money?

 

well i would probbly never buy a car...i will own a bus my whole life ...i am obssessed with them and will forever love them

plus i like to work on then and rebuild them thats one of the best parts about owning them..also its fun to show em off

i mean noone in my town hase one so its pretty unique

 

your such a buzzkill rubin

 

what make a "car" better than a rebuilt V-dub bus

 

Happy Birthday, ya ol' coot!!!

 

thanks booger but

 

Don't we just crack us up?

 

i forgot my husband's birthday again. he's coming around. he's learning it's HIS job to tell me it's his birthday if he wants me to acknowledge it.

 

I forgot my birthday last year truth, I never pay attention to the date. I certainly made up for it on the day after my birthday though!!

 

yeah, man, unless you're really little and havea birthday with balloon animals and shit like that, or it's a milestone year, forget about the fucking birthday. it doesn't matter. no one cares, unless you're buying the first round. take the stress off, don't make a big deal of it. you'd be SHOCKED at how good it feels not to give a shit if anyone remembers.