fucking potatoes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mynameiskc, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    there are potatoes ALL OVER MY HOUSE. my daughter got intot he bag of potatoes i had stashed in the pantry and hid them everywhere. now the nasty things are going to rot and stick to the carpet if i don't find them. i think this is revenge for the easter egg hunt.

    ah, hell, at least its not a bunch of dead rodents like my friend. each of her 4 kids had a hamster. they're all missing. they have a new kitten, the sister of my own evil nasty-bastard killer, Dishes. hehehe.
     
  2. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    Aww man, I thought this was going to be some kind of kinky confession about making a dildo out of a potato.
     
  3. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Reminds me of one time when winter came early at my house. Me & My roomate's dog decided to have a pillow fight with the four down pillows on his bed. We were hoping for gov't assisted national disaster aide - it was pretty bad.
     
  4. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    sorry but fucking and potatoes dont go in the same sentence, unless you are saying please give me more of those fuckin potatoes. that is the only understandable use
     
  5. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    your kid rocks!


    she is creative
     
  6. nightmarehippygirl

    nightmarehippygirl LEVI'S MOMMY

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    er, just think...home brew vodka, lol. i let some potatoes rot in my kitchen one time...i kept smelling something gross, but couldn't find it. weeks later, after i had decided that the garbage disposal must have backed up, i found the rotten potatoes...oops.


    it was one of the grossest things ever, at least prior to some of the nasty things i've had to clean up at the shelter in the last few weeks.
     
  7. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

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    yuck! My kids hide all kinds of crap...I sometimes find molded over bottles jammed in the weirdest places and I can never figure out how the hell or why the hell they would do that. The potato thing has happened to me before... They are pretty gross when u find them rotten. I hope u find them all! Good luck!
     
  8. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    My kids throw their juice boxes behind the TV when they are finished drinking them



    The damn trash can is only 10 feet away...


    Damn kids
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Kids - gotta love 'em.
     
  10. juicy_redgirl

    juicy_redgirl Daphney

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    Oh...this makes me miss being a little kid. I LOVED hiding things. My parents could never find anything they needed.
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    my precious little brat it overwhelmingly creative at making me crazy. i think she's able to shift things from one dimension to another. then, when i finally give up looking for shit, she blithely walks into the room carrying whatever it was i freaking out over. i think she's tring to break my dependence on 'stuff'.
     
  12. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Awww.... what a cute kid... haha... I find bottles everywhere. I hate it! Noah hardly even uses them anymore, so I guess I'm finding all the ones I thought he lost at daycare months ago... yuck. I don't bother cleaning them; I just toss them out. Blech... :eek:
     
  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    kai is diabolical. she looks like an angel. but she EVIL I TELL YOU EVIL!!!
     
  14. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    haha... I know exactly what you mean... :)
     
  15. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    horney days when young i was there were
    this a very strainge thing to do with them it sounds

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Haha, KC, in a few months you'll be wandering around the house going "What the HELL is that SMELL???!!"

    My son is the opposite, he hides his treasures in WITH the potatoes. :) (I have a nice wooden bin so it's kind of like a treasure chest ;))
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    man, i just found a pile of dead crickets under my bed. WTF?!!
     
  18. sgoddess28

    sgoddess28 Member

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    at least it was only potatoes......my 11 month old gets the news papers out all over the place,then when it comes time to a diaper change,i find them
     
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