SEX POEM Body: berries are sweet Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain The Guy Says He loves You And You Believe Its True But When Your Tummy Starts To Swell He Says To Hell With You 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
Oral sex can be so fine, when you are in a 69, You start to shake, Moan and quiver, Then you cum just like a river, Then you lick it vain, Wipe your lips and start again!!!!!! If I was a choice would you choose me? If I was a lolly would you lick me? If I was a sweet would you suck me? If i ask you nicely would you fuck me! If the sea was vodka and I where a duck, i would swim to the bottom and drink my way up! BUT the sea isnt vodka and im not a duck so send me a text if you fancy a fuck! I made them up when I where a school kid!!! Was in the last year though. I have more but they are wayyyy to dirty!
