he told his mother that he had sex with is teacher. his mother was furious , and she said, wait until your father gets home! so the mother told the father what their son told her...... and the father was extremely happy, and he said, son, dont tell your mother, but I want to treat you for having sex with your teacher. he took his son out for icecream and bought him a brand new bicycle. and then he said, son, dont you want to take a ride on your brand new bike??????? the son said, dad, not right now, because my butt still hurts.......... LOL!