things you wished you could have delivered..

ok, so you can get a pizza delivered, and maybe some chinese food. hookers make house calls too, so to speak. doctors don't anymore, although it would be a hell of a lot cooler if they did.

what else would you like to have delivered to your house?

i'm dying for a hot fudge sundae. i wished braum's delivered.

 

official tab transcriptions and guitar strings "Shit a string broke ::1-888-String::"

 

dry clenaing, taloring, men who live in flordia

 

tampons. definitely tampons.

 

Liquor stores need to deliver!

If you run out of beer or hard alcohol, you can't very well DRIVE to your local package store. They want you to be responsible, right? They should start making house calls.

 

we have that here.

 

shit are you serious? And here I thought I was being creative.

Alcohol is still illegalhere on sunday's, and we're surrounded with "dry counties" where you can't buy it at all. So it doesn't surprise me that such a thing DOES exist elsewhere. We're still in the stone ages when it comes to alcohol.

 

Man: (knock,knock) Purolator here with a delivery!
Me: what do you want? I didnt order anything.
Man: It says here you have one g/f being delivered today.
Me: Ok then, send her on in.

So in short...a girlfriend. Man that would be great!

 

i would love to have a smores candy bar,the new cosmo,and maybe even a movie from blockbuster

 

there used to be this place called dial-a-doob or something. anyhow, they operated around here sucessfully for quite a number of years. got busted not too long ago, but they had ads in the newspaper and all that, that business was thriving. i wish those guys were still around.

 

Where I live, there's delivery for everything that I can think of. Grocery, liquor, and restaurant menu delivery service is available. I even get my auto parts delivered from the parts store down the street. Although I haven't personally placed any orders, I know that the escort services also come to you. So there you go. Dial a girlfriend.

 

actually there is one in Boston, Massachusettes that still does. Think its called Norms. Only one I've ever seen.

 

damn where the hell do u live?

 

barbers and hair stylist should come to you.

 

I'll come cut your hair...I went to a cosmetology course for a month....I only missed 9 months of class.
If I mess up it's half price.

 

cool, can you bring beer too?

 

I've never had anything delivered to my door (except some flowers, but someone else has always ordered them for me). Not even a pizza. Seriously.

 

of course *digs for fake ID*

 

All I want right now is just a large fresh tasty box of pizza, maybe a good comedy, and if I'm really lucky, then some good ice cream.

I love delivery!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, but dial a doob? You cant mean drug?