Blue-faced talkers from the STRAIGHT and NARROW Telling me about my problems and strifes Teaching me the values of the Amerikan lifestyle Thinking I'd be better off if they lived my life But you can keep your suit and tie And give your 401k to the next fool I'm doing just fine investing these words and lyrics So my stock has been on the rise since high school But please don't let me be misunderstood 'Cause everyone has a chosen path But not everyone can sing and dance And not everyone can do the math So don't come to me with your fancy words Telling me about the Amerikan dream 'Cause sooner or later we'll all wake up And find that nothing is what it seems...