naming body parts....

do you name your body parts?
i've never been able to come up with anything that i liked enough for it to stick.

tell me yours

 

nope never have... what have u named them in the past that didn't stick? lol I find this very interesting...

 

my ex used to ask if my hamster needed love. I don't remember how it started, as I am not one who names body parts.

 

My best friend owns my left boob. She calls it Zelda.

 

lol@ hamster...my ex called mine Xtro...it had character...lmao.joking...

 

i've had bert and ernie, cool one and not so cool other one. lol things like that. hee hee

 

I just call my boobs, the girls, or the ladies, or ta ta's

 

I dont have any names for my bodyparts.

 

mine is widely known as Maximus Bigasus

not realy though​

 

Mine's "Humungadong 4000 xls plus"

 

I call my left fist Jack and my right fist Joe. When I'm out with my fiancé and she starts running her smart-ass mouth, all I have to say is: "darling, you should watch what you say, or you might get a visit from Jack and Joe tonight." That shuts her up instantly.

 

(Y) = Gina

 

Naming body parts seems like something one of those creepy, balding, 70's style old guys would do.

Like, "Come here baby...Rufus needs some luvin'."

Nasty.

 

you sound like a winner

 

I call mine "Bob".


It's simple and it's the only name that comes to mind when a chick is down there sucking away and bobbing her head up and down!