3 things you did today

1. Marked some essays
2. Wrote a bit
3. Ate some nuts

 

The deep sea jivers? They were at beautiful days last year

 

What are you writing?

 

1) Ate breakfast
2) Revised for my finals
3) Saw the President of Iraq

 

Haha, that's quite a claim!

I'm writing a paper about paranoia and postmodernist conspiracy fiction I have to give at a conference the week after Glastonbury...

 

Yup, just another day in the life....

 

1)Got up at half twelve pm. Got a birthday card with fifty quid spending money. On the back of envelope it said, do not open until the fifteenth. Couldn't resist to open it early

2)Went into Lewisham to cash PO and rang a good old friend and spent the afternoon walking about Kenwood house and Muswell Hill. Got a further 20 pounds.

3)Took the Northern line to Tot road and got two Harry potter books for a tenner. That is the Order of Pheanix and The Half Blood prince. Also got a few singles. I was unaware Erasure was back with a new single.Met Olivia and Gadget in a local park near Tot road and had a good kissing session. All this sexual frustration is playing havoc with my life.

 

Woke up. Grumbled. Went back to bed.

Another 3 just because it's my first post:

Woke up at 6 pm. Bought Onions and yoghurt. Spoked a spliff.

 

Slept
Showered
Bitched

 

Most people sMoke their spliffs. I sPoke to it.

 

Cycled
Read the preface to The Selfish Gene
Laughed at UK's entry to Eurovision

 

1. Watched the Grand Prix
2. Ate good food
3. Went on random mission in friend's car and got a bit stoned

 

Ate two bananas
Read my book
Got the sense I am on the verge of a big idea

 

didn't sleep

finished reading my book

didn't sleep some more

 

Did an Exam on Foreign Policy
Ate four pitta breads
Did some Washing

 

Marked some essays and gave one a first
Cycled 24 miles and nearly fell off
Felt happy

 

went driving

finished reading harry potter and the order of the phoenix

did some textile art

 

1) realised I was unbanned

2) posted here

3) pissed myself laughing because now I can smack a few people on the back of the neck with a big wet fish again

 

Ming's funnier, bring back Ming. Every forum needs a man with designs on galactic conquest. McDonald's designs haven't really advanced beyond this planet yet....

 

You were obviously masturbating too hard and hit yourself on the head with your fist - go lie down and reflect on how you have upset the very person you love most on this forum,
Youve missed me but cant say because you know how i get choked up about you little oiks in the uk forum tucked away here like a tribe of mysterious mingers who are building a bomb. - you are real yokels here in the uk forum but ronnie will teach you the ways of the city. Now hock up some fleghm and spit it over a random person on hips its fun !!!!