Best Way to commit suicide

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by BlueBong83, Aug 4, 2005.

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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    those dudes on 9/11 made a big fuss when they died
     
  2. The_Walrus

    The_Walrus Sgt. Pepper

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    I wouldn't, but if I ever did, I'd do it in a very subtle way.
     
  3. USA in decline

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  4. AWITCHCALLEDWONDER

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    Fucks sake, if you're gonna top yourself you might as well take out the people you hate too. It's not like you're gonna be done for murder, is it!
     
  5. Little flower

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    i would drown myself,

    i was born under water and i would like to die under water, in a loch in scotland.

    blessings
    xxx
     
  6. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Are you suggesting that suicide is the best course of action? ... I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.
     
  7. broony

    broony Banned

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    To put upon yourself is wrong. Although i would have to say a bullet to the head.
     
  8. Zeppelin

    Zeppelin Member

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    If I was ever feeling suicidal, i would pack up all my things, sell anything i didnt pack up, and head off into the world. If it is the forest near my house, the amazon river or nepal it would not matter. At the end of my journey I would take mushrooms and hang onto the side of a high cliff where I was certain to die if i fell, and stay there until I have made my last decision.

    To me, the worst way to die would be to just go to sleep and not wake up, never knowing you were going to die. Too many people these days are all caught up in it all, and cannot or will not appreciate how lucky they really are. Think about it, no matter how horrible your life is, you are one of the very few privilaged beings; you are sentient. What do you think the chances are that you happened to come from this long line of events before you existed? Think back in time... the events in your life made you who you are, before that it was your parents, then the entire evolution of life on earth leading up to you. Even before that, how lucky are we that the earth exists as it does? The sun? The galaxy? That is why you should not just throw away your life, it is the one thing that you have.

    Life truly is a beautiful thing, but if despite all this you still feel you are better off as nothing; then you should have freedom over your own sentience, that is something that should never be taken away.

    If you are like me, the in the end as you are shooting towards the ground on a huge dose of psychedelics after jumping out of a plane, you will realise what I have said here.
     
  9. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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    surely the best way i could commit suicide is by paying 100 naked women to fuck me to death
     
  10. myself

    myself just me

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    I voted
    discreetly, in your residence
    but... if I were to do such thing, I would probably be very deranged. So I can't guarantee you to hold on to my word. [morbid irony]

    however... I'll take the option for living, thanks.
     
  11. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    Dropped into a Vat of Boiling hot Oil, with sides that are too high for you to climb out of

    then again i'd probably just bite my wrist if i could bear the pain lol
     
  12. Some call me Jim

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    knowing me
    (and i do know me)
    i'd probably spend several months drinking and phoning up my friends and sleeping in their gardens (or whatever) high 'cos i'd like to be remembered as being dramatic to the very end; going completely out of my way just to promote my self-destruction.
    ah, good times...... pity it only comes once:beatdeadh
     
  13. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    I don't think you can overdose on pot. Maybe if you conceal yourself in a closet and smoke and smoke and smoke, eventually you could die from asphyxiation. Um, I would do it happy and high. I would overdose on a drug. Or alcohol poisoning. Seeing as how I have almost died before from alcohol poisoning. As soon as it reaches a certain point in your system, close to the dying part, you're body is cold and comfortably numb. Or a heroin overdose. I would rather overdose on downers, than uppers. Because say if I overdosed on cocaine? Man, it's hard enough just doing cocaine because at any time, you are liable to a heart attack, I mean, the risk goes up 24-fold. So, I'm constantly always my heart beating hummingbird fast when I do coke, so I don't I want to overdose that way. I would go insane and die inside my own insanity. So, heroin seems the best way to go. With every breath I take, my breathing gets shallower and slower, and then eventually I'll stop breathing slowly. But I like life, and I don't want to die. It's just only happened several times to me from alcohol poisoning. But I survived it all, miraculously.
     
  14. DepTh

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    poison your self so you die in a long violent drawn out way with blood being spit up and your organs being eaten away, thats how id do it you only get 1 death..dont make it short
     
  15. forwardventure

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    Some opiates, some beer, and a canoe. Take some pills. Paddle out onto some serene lake in the Adirondacks in the wee hours of the morning, around 2:00am, then say everything I need to get out. Maybe at this point I'll want to live and paddle back.

    If not I'll drink some beer, take some more pills. Maybe read some poetry or old letters. Drink some more beer, take some pills. Maybe paddle my canoe some more.

    I figure eventually I'll die "accidentally" and this will be a lot easier for my family to swallow. And with the setting of a beautiful lake in the Adirondacks in combination with the beer and opiates, I have the feeling my exit would be rather peaceful.
     
  16. Anachronism

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    I smoke cigarettes.
     
  17. stonedmonkiwana

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    my my so many ways to kill yourself.. and there have been so many colorful suggestions put forth by ye nice members of hipforums....... but I would have to say my pick would be driving head on into a semi and dieing instantly. A nice... not so clean, but quick way to die.
     
  18. MaximusXXX

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    LOL so does my step dad, 2 packs a day and he's still breathing, he's also walking and fixing cars.
     
  19. MaximusXXX

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    Ca....ca.....can I do the honors?

    lol
     
  20. HomicidalMercury

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    Lets see... There are all sorts of good ways to end it all:

    self-immolation (burning)
    Jumping (Esp. when in view of the public"
    Suicide by cop
    "The term "suicide by cop" is used to describe a situation in which an individual behaves in a manner intended to provoke an armed law enforcement officer into use of lethal force against him."

    I know that it sounds horrible the ways I like, but think about it...

    Burning: Who dose it anymore. Its a lost art. I like the way buddist (?) protesters did it, gasoline and in public.
    If done right you can use jumping to make a statement.
    By cop: there will be a huge controversy. useful if you want to send a anti-authority message with your death.

    I'm not saying to kill your self to make the statement, but if your going to killyour self anyway why not make a statement.
     
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