cant wait.. only a few more minutes

ok so it is 1:23 AM and im just waiting for my frind to call me so i can sneak out and enjoy a nice blunt with her before my friend picks us up to head to the diner ...who loves nights like this? ...oh yes, i do

 

Smoke 'm if you gots 'm.

 

word

 

You are having diner after 1:23 AM?
That is very strange, I usually have diner at 6 PM sharp.

 

Those nights surely have a certain thing to it indeed

Potatoes with gravy, vegetables and a meatball I persume?

 

hahaha not "dinner" we're going to the "diner" idk if there are no diners where you're from but if you have good diners by you they are teh best resturants to go to when you're high or just need quick food or coming home from a concert

 

Birdy has never experienced the greatness of the Waffle House and Denny's.

(IHOP is lame, you can't smoke in IHOP and it's full of cops).

 

You put down IHOP? You sir, are on notice.

 

IHOP is overpriced and lame.

 

I'm going to assume you're having an off day and pretend this little incident never happened.

IHOP > Denny's any day of the week.

 

You'd have to be pretty hungry to eat a whole diner no matter what time it is.

 

The only real good thing on the IHOP menu (fuck the pancakes btw, I can make better pancakes) is the steak omellete (and the other omelletes).

You can go to Denny's and get a whole huge ass breakfast for the price of one of those.

Anyhow, Waffle House owns both of them. Honestly...... I can just go there, get a triple order of hash browns smothered, scattered, and covered... and I'll be set man... for like 3$, I'll be set!

 

I just can't stand Denny's because even though I'm a smoker, I can't stand that the place constantly smells like a giant ashtray. Wafflehouse does kick ass though. You're right about that one.

 

Depends on which Denny's... but yeah, they do smell like shite.....

And I would choose a Waffle House over a Denny's 19/20 times.... but.... IHOP...no man, no.

 

I live about .5 miles down the road from a waffle house. I go there over Ihop anyday.. Ihop has way too many cops just sitting in there watching people like owels.. and I agree it is pricey.. Waffle house you can get a huuuge breakfast for literally 3 to 4 bucks. Great place

 

IHOP is sooooooo cool. Something about that place just has me by the tastebuds. I think it's the chocolate chip smiley face pancakes.

 

*pounces on Rubin, for he fully understands the godliness that is the Waffle House*

 

I have spent way too many drunk nights chain smoking and chatting with the meth addicted waitresses in that lovely place.

 

Sooooo- you two are going to --ummm.... "make pancakes"?

 

No silly, it's the Waffle House. We're going to make waffles and talk to truckers.

My friends and I used to think it was a cardinal rule, you had to be ugly to work at the Waffle House, but the last time we went, our waitress blew that rule out of the water. I suppose you don't have to be ugly to work there...it just helps.