How is the person above of you gonna die?

i say you die by getting shot with mustard in the eye and you get an infection that works its way into your brain and turns it into ketchup, then you say, when pigs fly, so i get a dead pig and attach wings off a dead crow that was ran over onto the pig, throw it over your head, and then take the shotgun i shot myself in the ear with, and shove it up your ass and blow your insides out, then the dead pig comes to life and humps your eye out...

 

dressed as a playboy bunny

 

apathy. lots of apathy.

 

damn...you got me....after diving in a pool full over anthrax covered jello

 

eating Cajun food

 

Ooh... that's absolutely boring... I prefer suicide and accidents!!

 

man eating toenail that spits toejam at you and its acidic like those freak accident alien movies...but anyways...when the acidic toejam hits you, you die painfully by shitting out technicolor shit

 

boredom.

 

yes...yes, i will...its this damn locked in job that im at...^alcoholism

 

ooh. that one hit close to the belt.


autoeroticaesphyxiation...which i guess is redundant with boredom.

 

Beaten to death by chipmunks

 

probably revenge for my olan mills baby pictures....


made into cordogs.

 

Ohh... technicolor shit... sounds good!!

 

horrible carnage after a nearly catastrophic derailing incident.

 

youre going to eat yourself to death

edit - that was for the poster above kc

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

 

A giant questian mark will fall on her head

 

Gets tangled upside down in a large fishing net, then suffocates by own breasts in face.

EDIT: FOR KC!!! Damn you for interfering texasmade LOL

 

skiing down a hill screaming holy cow shit and hits a moose and then the ambulance picks you up and a dog walks infront of an 18 wheeler to get water and the ambulance hits it and you die

 

eaten alive by scarabs