I need YOU to help me perform a Miracle!

Let's try and treat this as a bit of a harmless experiment, but at the same time let's try and take this seriously just to see if it works. I know it will work with the True believers.

In my life I have performed about twelve miracles, which involved saving people's lives. They have all consisted of calmly telling lost souls to stop before they step out onto a high street, where they would have almost got run over by a speeding vehicle.

Some people would call that a coincidence. A coincidence usually involves the numbers 2 to 4, not 12! this is what encouraged me to open my Church of the Ever Loving Christ.

So, I am looking for some volunteers who would like to work on bridging the faith of our Lord over this forum, which has beckoned me here in the name of our Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

I need genuine brothers and sisters of our faith, who regularly pray and who are devout Christians to allow our Lord into our lives, to help Heal the misery and misfortune that has plagued us.

It doesn't matter what type of Christian you are, as long as you accept Jesus Christ in your lives.

Any Christians out there who would like to take part, please respond. I am not promising anything.

I just want to see what we can accomplish together with faith.

I noticed in an earlier thread a plea of an ordinary American citizen who was ridiculed in school for his bad writing. I read some of a post later on by some sycophant who follows around the forum another person who calls himself Skip, and agrees with everything the latter says.

That made me feel kind of sad, because, as I understood from that earlier post by that old cowboy Hog, the old man is probably suffering from a condition commonly known as dyslexia.

I want all of you people with small problems to come forth and see if We can do something by praying to the Lord together for forgiveness and guidance.

I believe. I need YOU to believe, too.

God bless us all.

 

Fedup, I think turning Pat Robertson into a Hare Krishna would be easier.

 

I red whot yoo had to see reverearend n I think that a know jus who yoo ar talkin abaout. I just don think that ma probleam has aneethin to do with that dizeease you mensioned. Ma problm is that a woold lak ma wife back. Can yoo help me doo that sir? Can you reely peer form a mearacle or is that fella abav the Harold Kreesher rite about you? I am a beleever buy the way.

 

FYI "Reverend" Skip runs this site, perhaps you should thank him for creating a venue in which you can preach your messages despite the fact other more prominent members disagree with. It is important to note however, that any gratitude is worthless unless you allow others to say what they want and disagree with what they want.

Having said all that i doubt Skip made any flames... sometimes people get offended when another points out their stupidity through logic and understanding, but the fault is not with the one who pointed it out but rather with the one's who's lack of thought has lead to the discomfort in themselves.

 

Christians witness miracles all the time. Is that cuz God is Christianity's God, and no one elses? Not at all, imho. Buddhists, atheists, new-agers, animists, Muslims, Hindus, etc., also regularly experience miracles.
I have been involved in at least one myself, and though I am a believer, I am a member of no faith. No matter how hard one wants a miracle to occur, it may not happen. That is life. Some miracles happen without anyone trying to make them happen. You can make no mistakes and still lose, that is life, as Capt. Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek once said. No one is perfect, which is why psychics are often wrong. That does not invalidate the times they were right, though, as some skeptics desire it to. Faith is all that it takes, imho, and that crosses all faiths, cultures, and people.

 

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I would like to hear about your miracles, as I do not believe that miracles happen.