what's the funniest or oddest thing that's happened to you during sex?

okay, let's hear them

i know i've told this before, but i still can't stop laffing when i think about it. a guy i had been dating took me to his apartment and i was pretty much ready for the fact that we might have sex. so we went thru all the prelims, making out and all that. i got to the point where i encouraged him to take his pants off. but, damned if i didn't burst out laffing when he revealed his tool. :jester: his dick bent 45' halfway up his shaft! his was the second one i'd seen, but i had this very strong feeling that they really weren't supposed to be shaped like an "L".

and i don't think anything i could've done would've made up for my reaction. come to think of it, i don't think anything i could've done would make that thing work properly either.

 

I remember having sex once and the man, while fucking, started talking about how he hoped to bag this big buck the following day.

Umm, yeah. Btw, he didn't get it. He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. :&

 

I was fucking a girl while extremely drunk and she fell right out of the bed pretty hard so I laughed at her. She managed to get back up and we continued, but I was way too drunk to continue much longer after that.

 

my old bf asked me what time it was one time. and i couldnt stop laughin for some reason.

 

Me and my girl were going at it, and she told me to choke her.....so I did. Afterwards, she said that she was just messing with me to see if I would do it. hahaha

 

Naked boys in tube socks.

I couldn't stop laughing to save my life. Or the mood.

 

Eavewsdrop - guys with erect penises which bend sharply upwards are perfect g spot stimulators. Straight or slightly curved penises cannot reach the g spot in the missionary position. Don't laugh at him - use his equipment to your advantage.

 

He wanted to bag a big male deer?

 

Yep! He wanted to kill it.

 

OK, just making sure you weren't alluding to some other sort of hipster lingo that I'm not aware of. That is kinda weird. Although I suppose his sexual conquest (with you) was sort of like his warm up to the deer thing, so I can see the connection.