here's a hypothetical situation. you miraculously discover an irresistable mind control technique that you can use for 24 hours at a time. coincidentally a huge hip forum gathering is taking place at the time, and once you arrive everyone is already extremely succeptuble to your power, being that they are intoxicated. you pick one person (or more) to victimize for the next 24 hours, so who is it and what would you make them do?
I'd want to spend my time with Olhippie but I don't think I would consider that victimizing. It would be more like hanging out, talking, taking pictures, and laughing, having Grateful Dead playin' in the background. It would be an awesome day.
i meant victimize in the most playful sense possible. you can't really make anyone do something they wouldn't in the first place, you merely... encourage their tendencies. i would take lucy and kc on an adventure with a backpack full of beer. we'd go skinny dipping (i'm going to have nude swimmin withdrawls once summer's over) in a random secluded resevoir and lay in the cool grass surrounding. then we'd get a bunch of body paint and creatively express our freaky selves. GAWD i need more open minded friends that live closer...
I would make everyone get naked, then I would leave. Imagine your surprise! Actually, most of us have already seen each other naked, so never mind...
i was assuming everyone would already be naked by the time i arrived, with the way this place goes it would probably end up to be a gigantic boobiefest. or everyone would just stand around too shy to do anything because we're all hormonal people who flirt over the net since we're too pathetic to do so with people in the same room. i mean, i'm cool...
oh my god, i'm having a bash for one of my uber str8 galpals, you're just what we need. are you free on sunday at 11:30ish? entertainment gets drinks on the house, and oral sex is also likely.
awwwwwww somebody has an admirer! here, you each get one of my homemade peace sign dream catchers for making me feel so warm and fuzzy inside.
Shit, I wish I were in Canada, peferably in the place where you are. Edit: And oral sex? Will I be receiving, giving, or both?
I have this power anyway... some nerdier people might call it the old jedi mind trick, but I just call it being smooth. Either way I decided years ago to only use this power for good... or when I'm really horny.
I would make everyone from the Vegetarian Forum go to the Olive Garden restaurant and eat Veal Parmesan. When they were half-way through with their meal, I would release them from the mind control, so they could see the horror on the plate and feel the burning horror in their stomachs.
