tasers ( trial period in uk )

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by paulfreespirit, May 16, 2007.

  1. ming the merciless

    ming the merciless Banned

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    Didnt I read about some cop that was on a taser training session and he got killed when he was hit by one
     
  2. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Interestingly police training involves being sprayed in the eyes with pepper spray so they know what it feels like. I think maybe all police should be tazered too. And all armed police should be shot as part of their training. Hmmm, yes, that sounds sensible to me, can't see any flaws to that logic....
     
  3. Roffa

    Roffa Senior Member

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    did you ever watch Firefly? there was a character who said that just as psychoanalysts had to undergo analysis as part of their training, surgeons should have to be cut up. So they know what it's like.
     
  4. Roffa

    Roffa Senior Member

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    a friendly tip - we don't call them bobbies.

    that's strictly tourist-speak.
     
  5. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Yep, here we call them the fuzz, the filth, the pigs or just cunts....
     
  6. Grim

    Grim Wandering Wonderer

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    I know I know, I just like calling them that because in my opinion it's probably more insulting than pigs, fascists, etc.
     
  7. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    I must say, I do respect the police. It's a job at the end of the day and somebody's got to do it. However, there are a lot of power-pigs out there who just want to bust people and get a promotion. They forget that their job actually does effect lives.
    Here in Exeter, there's the South-west police training college. It makes it a bit weird down here because we get a lot of over-excited baby-pigs/specials wasting people's time by pulling people over unnecessarily etc.
     
  8. Roffa

    Roffa Senior Member

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    fuzz and pigs are US imports I believe, but filth is the genuine home-grown article. Some historically-minded folk call them rozzers or even peelers.
     
  9. ronald Macdonald

    ronald Macdonald Banned

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    Interestingly they put the college in Exeter because its got the most conservative/fascist idiots in the country living there - oh I meant idot fascist conservative, you should always put the main ingredients first in a recipe
     
  10. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    also plod bill rozzers the babylon and if yer really wanna laugh at them hedlu
     
  11. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Hedlu? Is that coz you can ask to piss in their helmets?
     
  12. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    :D only if his name is bobby :party: lukes probally had a few run ins with the hedlu man .........if yer ever go to wales watch out for the hedlu man .....welsh bizies
     
  13. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    I suppose it is far better than letting a pack of viscious blood thirsty hellhounds chase the criminal and tear him to pieces. A taser will bring the criminal under control without it ending in bloodshed. Already police are trigger happy. Perhaps putting a taser will allow them to arrest a person rather than being the judge, jury and executioner.


    I support John reids new focus on tasers. It isn't outrageous, it is common sense:)
     
  14. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    tasers are shit man i think bill should carry microwave ovens then if you dont comply with them they could stick yer fuckin head init
     
  15. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    and if some fascist pig does taser yer .........ask the **** ........whats the charge
     
  16. ronald Macdonald

    ronald Macdonald Banned

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    Most police in this country are that thick they will either electrocute their bosses arse or themselves in a critical situation. They cant even work a fucking washing machine most of em
     
  17. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    :D
     
  18. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    i remember when we got a good clout round the ears .........and they told us to clean our acts up ..........year after we petrol bombed the fuckers
     
  19. ronald Macdonald

    ronald Macdonald Banned

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    If i asked a cop do youy think he woul;d come round to my house and wait in a bush all night to taser a foxes arse that keeps shitting on my lawn. I am gonna get myself a taser one day when they use them on demonstrators
     
  20. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    but it wernt me cuntstable i was~"nt their .........just incase any pigs log on
     

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