You can become sex machine...

Imagine, the solution is found! Now your C O C K can be hard for 5-7 hours! Your girls friend will love you! She will love to have S E X with you because you are the only one who knows the secret how to do it during 5-7 hours!
It's simple! Take the liquid from the accumulator of your car (better use )squirt and then inject it into the urin channel of your P E N I S. Once you do it, your C O C K will be hard for 5-7 hours! You are gonna be S E X machine!!!

 

You cannot be serious......

 

more than 4 hours of an erection is priapism.

 

someone posted this in my shopping spiral, such a pity to delete such a classic so I've moved it here!
S

 

good thinking.

 

I'm a bit upset, I want a 7 hour erection but I haven't got a car personnally I think this is prejudice
S

 

does your neighbor have a car?

 

So what do you do when you have worn out your partner and you still can't get enough??

 

I don't know supersexmachine isn't on to ask, he must be having sex
S

 

i'm thinking a tailpipe might factor heavily into sexmachine's answer....

 

I was just wondering if you'd buy me a car for winter solstice, purley for the erections I would add, I promise I won't use it to drive anywhere in
S

 

Whats an accumulator and how the hell did you come across this

"you crazy fool" :Mr-T:

 

:lol: :hysterica:cheers::applause:

 

who would want to have s e x for that amount of time though!!!!
nymphs thats who and you are aloud to say the naughty words on here you know, bollocks, wank tits

 

hehe. i remember being young...yeah, you ended up chaffed and sore, but it was so totally worth it...

 

what the????????????????? oh my god. ummm, think im stoned...

 

Oh...my...cock!

That's CRAZY! An accumulator is the bit that charges the battery up in your car...

I don't have a penis and I'm crossing my legs! (Of course, 5-7 hours of shagging's going to leave you walking like John Wayne hahaha)

XxX

 

This was his first post. Wait till he gets comfortable here and gets over his shyness.
:rolleyes5 :hysterica

 

Hahaha

Missed this.

No need for liquid from your car, I'm young that makes me a sex machine on it's own.

 

brilliant, watch me fuck everyone in the world