People should be fined for farting

I don't understand why guys think it is funny to fart on people. God one of my good friends thought it was the funniest thing to fart on me. I was asleep on the floor and he sat on me and farted. I was so mad that I hit him with my flip flop.

Oh and girls are dirty buggers too. I went shopping with a girlfriend of mine and she blamed her farts on me. But that was kind of funny because an old lady told me that ladies do that in the privacy of the restroom. hahaha

Damn all of you gassy people!

 

My ex would always try to give me the "dutch oven".. When we were in bed together, he'd fart and quickly pull the blanket up over my head. The little bastard!

 

man. i hate that. i had two older brothers. you can imagine the hell. problem is, my baby sister is the same way.

 

Yeah luckily I'm an only child - but most of my friends are guys. The worst part about what George did to me was not only did I smell it.....I felt it.

 

yeah. most of my friends are guys, too. but there's not a single one of them who feels comfortable farting around me. i'm more a mama bear to them than anything else.

 

Oh I'm just one of the guys, and sometimes the little sister they feel like they should protect.

Poor Orgasmik at least I was out in the open. haha

 

I hate it, too! If you're gonna do it, don't be all obnoxious about it. Its gets me really mad sometimes and people think it's sooo funny. I don't like smelling other people's nasty toxic fart gas.. gross. my boyfriend and his friends think its hilarious. I have 3 older brothers, too, And all my friend's boyfriends fart constantly so I can't get away from it!

 

I caught my oldest son the other day (he's 7) straddling his little brother on the floor and trying trying to force a fart out on him. I was horrified, my husband thought it was hilarious.

 

.... So it's not better out than in?

 

This is what Mexico does to public farters.

 

Tree hugger are you British by any chance?
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Nope

 

You know a fart is good when you can actually taste it.

 

Yea, I don't understand those things either. My boyfriend is such a jackass about it, he's pulled that "dutch oven" bullshit on me...

He also has my three year old thinking it's funny to pull his finger to make him fart, and now he tries to go around doing it, even trying to pull his own finger... BOYS... I just wonder about them sometimes.

 

It's a guy thing you women will never understand.



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I never did get into the farting and burping thing. I have always seen it as stupid.

I'm pretty well mannered though.

 

It's all part of the adolescent male bonding to test the limits of friendship :H


Hotwater

 

Thats pretty violent

 

I'm a guy, but I must be girlish 'cause I'm not into it

 

Your lack of testosterone is noted :H


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