letter from Peggy..

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  1. old tiger

    old tiger Senior Member

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    A mom enters the bedroom of her daughter Peggy..
    on the bed..there was this letter..
    anxiously Mom opens it..and reads the following..

    *Dear Mom and Dad*

    With sadness in my heart..I have to tell you..
    that I ran away with my boyfriend Jim..42 years old[​IMG]
    he's such a cutie..with his tattoos,piercings..
    and his Harley Davidson motorbike
    You know..we do expect a baby..
    and we are very happy in Jim's caravan in the woods..
    he wants lots of kids..and that was always my dream..[​IMG]
    did you know??that marihuana is not harmful??
    We will try to cultivate the weeds for Jim's friends..
    they now supply us with cocaine and crack..
    Meanwhile..we are looking out for medicines for AIDS..
    so that Jim can get cured finally..
    I'm 16 years old now...and can take good care of myself..
    within a few months..we will come along..
    and show you our baby..
    I'm also getting a severe cold..coughing all day..
    it's very cold here in the woods..
    Jim cannot work because of his aids condition..
    we live on water and bread..and marihuana..
    I lost 3 kgs of weight..in 2 days..
    it's possible I contracted AIDS as well..
    best greetings..
    Peggy..


    P.S..MOM..Dad..
    Don't you worry..I'm at the neighbours..
    I wrote this letter to you two..
    to show you..there's much WORSE..
    then a BAD school rapport..
    You'll find it in the top drawer of my P.C.desk..[​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  2. LostHorizons

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  3. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    That's pretty funny stuff!
     
  4. Rayan

    Rayan Member

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    Love That!
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    is that a true story?
     
  6. old tiger

    old tiger Senior Member

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    No,Crummy..it's F from Fake..:)
    O.K?
    Tiger
     
  7. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    It's like, "She's Leaving Home" by the Beatles. Lol. Sort of.
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Is "she's leaving home" a true story?
     
  9. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Hmm... maybe. Ask Paul McCartney.
     
  10. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    :lol: Someone's got a true story fetish.
    Or a possible grudge against fiction, lol.
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Could the latter cause the former?
     
  12. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Maybe it's vice versa.
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    either or?
     
  14. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    now you speaking Anthrophysilogy, the language of the mind
     
  16. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    I get lost in the language of the mind. It's a comfortable lost feeling. I enjoy it. I could stay there all day and play with the dangling letters hanging from neuron mirrors.


    Damn, I'm fucked up.
     
  17. old tiger

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