poetry showdown

i want to test my mc skills against hipforums finest.

ill go first

i love rainbows
i love white teeth
i heart beethoven
and vibrating seats



now you!!!! make it flow

 

Why do people always feel the urge to compete?

Especially when they write shitty poetry.

 

That was bad. Let's hear some Bukowski.

 

[size=-1]I was always a natural slob
I liked to lay upon the bed
in undershirt (stained, of
course) (and with cigarette
holes)
shoes off
beerbottle in hand
trying to shake off a
difficult night, say with a
woman still around
walking the floor
complaining about this and
that,
and I'd work up a
belch and say, "HEY, YOU DON'T
LIKE IT? THEN GET YOUR ASS
OUT OF HERE!"[/size]

[size=-1]I really loved myself, I
really loved my slob-
self, and
they seemed to also:
always leaving
but almost
always
coming
back.[/size]




[size=-1]
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Rowsdower Rowsdower
Rows-a-rows-a-Rowsdower
Bows-a-wows-a-wowsdower
Sibbidy-sobbidy-sowsdower
Bibbidy-bobbidy-bowsdower

 

lickity split
mickity doo
i hear pavel eats hot poo
served over ice
how nice
i smoke a spliff
then spit it out
i make the girlies shout
>LIIVVEERRR))

curdeled milk
yellow tooth decay
my favorite month is
usually may
sometimes july
when tampons fly
s o o h i g h