3 things you didn't do today

Three things you didn't do today, but had planned to, or would really have liked to have done....

 

1. finished filling in an application form
2. Called the college about the EFL job
3. had a shower....YET!

 

1)Forgot to have a shave

2) Was going to get up earlier to wash some cutlery and plates as left it all last night.

3) Forgot to send an important letter.

 

take dog for walk-- have a shave---hoover up.

 

Drank Earl Grey with the Queen
Shaved my balls
Nuked Birmingham

 

revise
clean room
phone people.

 

pick floor tiles up........ go the offy ( soon be sorted tho ).............and run around the house stark bollocko with me arms up in the air shouting i can fly .

 

The day is still kinda young, so some of these may be accomplished yet! I should name some crap things and make it my duty not to do them, but I best not...

1. Post letter to the jobcentre telling them their generous financial aid is no longer nessisary.
2. Have a second shower
3. Revise the chords to 'Je N'en Connais Pas' which I've been learning from the Jeff Buckley songbook.

 

Eat lunch
Go the gym
Brush my hair

 

1) Tell Kat she smells of poo

2) Remind Kat that yes, she really does smell of poo
3) Call Kat a smally pooball....

 

1-Have wild sex for two hours in every position and in more than one room
2-Go swimming
3-Take a flight

 

I wish I was having wild sex.

Instead.
I actually went to school
Went to a graveyard to take photographs
Installed the exhaust system on sea do

 

Oi, I don't want to hear about what you did, I want to know what you didn't do :tongue:

 

Oh right. Way to throw me off Sal, I'm all confused now!

I uh

I didn't eat anything today
I haven't showered
I didn't finish writing up a survey for a project.

Happy now?

 

Yes....

 

well...
1. I haven't left the house at 9am cos my scrotum of a mate hasn't got up yet
2. I haven't packed for my trip tomorrow
3. I haven't taken my hayfever tablet cos im a little hungover

 

Figure out myspace
Watch TV
Do my flys up *oops*

 

It didnt work out but I was hoping I could have

wrote a masterpiece of techno music
noshed a bit of gash
bought a glow in the dark rabbit

 

Didn't make my bed this morning because I was destracted by telephone

Didn't shave

Didn't take out rubbish.

 

1. Meditate
2. Trek up to Infinity Foods to stock up on organic produce - making do with non-organic stuff from Somerfield
3. Avoid Hip Forums until I've done something productive