Anyone watch any of the republican National Convention?

If not....go smoke a bowl and watch Dudya's acceptance speech in a little bit. It's guaranteed to make you crack up.

 

I am sitting here with my lap top drinking a beer. I am watching it now too.

Are you having fun?

 

thanks for reminding me. gotta go dig my TV outta the dumpster now


it's strange how republicans make you want to get stoned/drunk/etc....

 

I'm not drunk but I am feelin' fine.

 

ya im going to watch a bit of it with my dad.

it will be fun making our sarcastic remarks together.... ahhh father and daughter bonding session

 

Actually that does sound pretty awesome.

 

oh the pop daught session ... as soon as they're old enough!

 

for real, man. it's like every hit i have and every beer i drink, i just think it is funnier and funnier. im just watching for dudya's cowboy ass to come out and talk.

however, we know that he cant talk for more then 5 minutes straight without confused and calling for daddy. so i guess it's to be expected.

 

i can only imagine...

 

OMG...it's like a church on there. there is a speaker and he says.... "and george w. bush said he'd help the middle class....blah blah blah....." "he said it..... and HE DID!!!!"
while the audiance chimes in and said "AND HE DID!!!!!" and this went thru 10 lines....

omg... im gonna puke. it's like a cult of zombies.

 

Oooh yeah, I think that I got a couple a Yuengling Black and Tan in the bottom of the fridge that I been saving just for a time like this.

If you guys haven't seen John Stewart's Daily Show on Comedy Central this week yet, definately check him out tonight. Daily Show's coverage of the convention has been especially hilarious all week. I want to see if I can spot tonight's jokes in the speech before seeing the show. It shouldn't be that hard I imagine.

Last night they edited footage of the first lady saying about how important education was to the president because "My husband never learned to read" It was so funny...

 

i want to but i just cant i might puke.. instead im looking at clips on the internet and reading about it... still makes me want to puke

 

be it's funny.... when ever i get too sickened by it.... i take a break. lol. go smoke or whatever... which i know you dont do. but you get the idea. lol.


btw... the past 10 minutes or more have been cuts on kerry...it's funny. such cheap shots too. not that kerry is perfect. but just the way politicians distort things.

 

im watching, damn i wish i was at that protest...it looks like an awesome protest!!!

 

*turns on TV*

*WRETTTTCH*

pardon me. but i had to puke my guts up. i've got the tv on, but not the sound. i think i'd have to jump out the window if i actually heard that man speak...

 

i stopped watching after that miller guys' speach......those republicans are some good bs'ers...when does bush speak anybody know?

 

right now, dude.
you're missing the bullshit!

 

bush has been on but i turned it off.

and yeah, they are great bs'ers. i shut off my mind and just sat back for a min. and listened and pretended i was a sheep and it really seemed like a dictator and his cabinet doing their tricks.

sickening and really... a lot of them just looked like cartoon characters to me.

 

Oh man John Stewart is going to tear this shit up tonight. It'll be soooo funny.