Corniest pickup line someone has tried using on you?

For me it would probolly be

stranger: *sneaks up behind me strokes my hair*

me: *turn around horrified*

stranger: it's just me, i wanted to see if you were real or if you were part of my fantasy.



true story

 

I was at this nasty girl's birthday party, and she said she wanted to fuck me for her birthday. I passed her off on a goofy guy and got with her hot friend instead.

 

The corniest pickup line I've heard:

"I like your eyeliner".

Umm, ok. Thanks! :leaving:

 

I've always liked this one, though it is kinda corny and offensive to some people, and I am sure I've posted it here before:

Love me tender,
Love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat,
Watch me smile,
Watch me grin,
Watch my cum run down your chin.

 

One drunken night I got the line:
Mountain man: "Hey girl, you like applesauce?"
Me: "Yeah, it's pretty good..."
Mountain man: "Well, do you like it... NAKED?!"
Me: "Well yes, I suppose it would taste the same if I were nude"
Mountain man: "Well... uhh... GOOD!!!"

God, was that a turn-on!!! .....

 

One time a guy said "That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming too." I think it had to be some part of a bet. I didn't know whether to laugh, hit him, or run away.

 

Gay guy tried to pick me up one time: "So, (Batting his eyelashes and using a flirty tone) do you believe in love at first sight?" I said no, and he pouted like a little girl.

 

Girls like to grab my hair and/or rub it and play with it. People I dont even know.. One girl asked me if she could take a shower with me and wash my hair. It was cheezy but of course I didn't turn her down. ;-)

 

God , I forgot.
My girl and I were playing a game of ruit against wo drunk stereotypical college guys. One said "Hey, you guy lesbians?" to which we said "Yup". Then he said "Well, you want my cock?" Needless to say we kicked their asses in ruit.

 

two of my favorites to use:
do you beleive in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
nice shoes.......wanna fuck?

 

i like your buns...idk i got that one today...very interesting

 

That last one gets used quite a bit around here. But the other day i got it with a novel spin - "nice shoes...wanna spitroast?" I mean really

but i get the crazy pick up lines all the time. I never get hit on by anyone good, just the loopers...

a guy in a bar grabbed my wrist as I was picking my drink of the bar and told me "your wrist is tiny, I could snap it with one hand" and when I asked if he was hitting on me he said "yup." Eh buddy....

I also had a guy come up to me in the street and ask how many times a day i masturbate...I didn't answer but he proceeded to tell me how "I masturbate at least three times a day" then asked if he could walk me home...i made up a fictional boyfreind who would get pissed and Masturbation Boy said "you have a boyfriend? Well...you were a waste of time then" then left.

The guys i meet are such charmers

 

Creepy dude at local park: "Did it hurt?"
Me: "Uh..did what hurt?"
Creepy dude at local park: "Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? 'Cause you must be an angel."

 

LOL, that has got to be corniest I've ever hard.

 

God! I am laughing in falsetto! x)
For me: Haha! Emo..
'Cause I have long hair! Silly!

 

Possible answer: Oh, how sweet! *pause* Fuck! Sweets makes me want to puke! Got to find a bathroom!

 

I personally don't have a pickup line. I just start chatting.

The best pickup line ever is
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

what a classic

 

while engaged to be married, I was on a work night out (without my fiance). After a large number of beers, I told my hot colleague that basically "I would love to fuck you".

While we didnt get it on that night, we did begin our affair immediately following that night. We are still together having split from our respective partners.

So the line must have worked really!!

 

My first ever adventure into a bar i started playing shuffleboard with this girl and then she offered to buy me a game of pool and then immediately started being suggestive with the cue. Not corny exactly but ineffective seeing as how it was still happy hour, i still had me a whole lot more stumbling around town to do