Shoplifting Booze....one long fuckin night

So this one night i was pretty wasted and me and my boyfriend decided to go on a beer run...... so we go to a local Scolarie's and it was about midnight so it was kind of suspicious we were in there in the first place.... so we both go into the alchohol isle and he grabs a whole handle of Jack and puts it in his jacket and i grab a flask of Sailor Jerry's (YUUUMMM) and put it in my purse.... well to make an already very long story short, we got caught on the way out and my boyfriend got tazed..... we both got equally charged with MIP, MIC, and grand larsony...... and we attended work crew and QUEST together.... yea it actually made us alot closer and more in love........ but we broke up a month and ahalf later....... i still love him.

 

You're a fucking idiot.

 

ha

 

loser.

 

rolling on teh floor laughing my fkin ass off

 

You can't try and casually walk out with booze. Best way to do it is to run into Krausers, grab a bottle of whatever and run out as fast as you ran in. Snatch and run.. oh, and never go back to the store you stole from.

 

That's how I've always done it. I just pick it up and walk out, as if I haven't done anything wrong. Make yourself look inconspicuous and people won't look twice. Out of the dozens of times and the dozens of cases of beer I've stolen, I have only been caught once, and that was because I was full of a shit ton of xanax and was stupid about it. I would have gotten aways with it, but in my xanax-induced idiocy, I failed to realize that it was sunday, which is a "dry" day here in GA.

 

fuck stealing from liquor stores... they always keep some sort of weapon on hand.. and usually its something more than a baseball bat.. not too long ago a guy got shot trying to steal from a liquor store here in town.. fuck that.. my life is not worth a bottle of any sort of booze

 

Yeah fuck stealing from liquor stores. I always steal mine from grocery stores, mainly Publix. After I got fired from Publix, I went in there and stole a case of beer. They saw me do it and they came outside looking for me and the woman that saw me was questioning my friend/weedman who worked there, because she saw me talking to him. I still don't know how I got away with that one. Before I stole the beer, I stood in there for about 20-25 minutes just talking and socializing with the cashiers and shit, then I stole the beer, and nobody even noticed until it was too late. hahaha

 

Yeah stealing is pretty weak.

 

Wow, if you're a liquor store owner and you see two kids under 18 come in after midnight, walk around for a few minutes, then leave without buying anything, what would you do?

 

yeah, I just take a jacket in the store with me, put whatever bottle I want in the jacket, and then put the jacket over my shoulder and stroll out. But it's usually safer to get someone to buy it for you.

 

your a lameass

 

I paid $21 for .750 of absolute last night. This shits expensive, but stealings fucking stupid

 

dude why not just buy it?? its liquor, not 500 000 $

 

If you can find a cashier that wont card someone who obviously looks under 21 then you can go ahead and buy it.

 

^ or find someone to buy it for you.

when the fuck did people start to think stealing was a way of life

 

alcohol is really not that hard to get, not hard enough for me atleast for stealing to even come into my vocab. Just find someone with a fake I.D. or become friends with someone older, worst comes to worst just hey mister someone,not recomended tho.

 

exactly my point

 

If you gonna steal just go to a grocery store like alberson's put the liqour in your jacket go to the bathroom chug it put it in the trash and walk out.