Abortions?

I am going to take a day off from work and drive down from Dallas to Mexico with my daughter Tonya to have another one next Friday at a new clinic. It'll be my 6th one in 14 years, so I am kind of nervous, but it's gotta be done, especially since it's beach time at South Padre Island next month, and I got a hot green two-piece to wear to hook me a man! Wooo Hooo!

Anyone else had a few of these stupid abortion things? What a damn hassle, especially after the first 1 or 2 or 3, even.