Milk

I need to get a cow. Then I would have milk on tap:tongue:

If only I could devise a way to instantaneously chill the milk upon excretion from the teet:H That'd be wonderous

 

Yes it is hardcore to drink the pus of infected udders, seeing as it's also 'pure white' and blends nicely into the milk.

 

Yeah it certainly adds a nice......twang, I guess you could say.

 

Mmmmm puss.....makes me crave a glass of milk.

 

If society would stop torturing their dairy cows... then it wouldn't be so full of puss. That is why milk from humanely treated cows is so much tastier.

 

Milk is unhealthy and disgusting. Period.

 

It is true that since I've stopped drinking milk, I feel way better in general. Also since I stopped eating processed soy.

 

Did I wet your whistle? :whistling

 

It's also soggy and moist.


Moist.

 

Ewwwwww!

 

What's so unhealthy about milk? It's got lots of calcium to make strong bones and hormones to make your tits bigger and make you grow taller. Can't be that bad.

 

You fail to realize that milk obviously has chem-trails in it, and the companies that produce milk are owned by the Illuminati.

 

Chem-trails are super yummy with Fruity Pebbles then. I bet the Illuminati is behind Fruity Pebbles too. After all, nothing goes better with milk. Other than more milk, that is.

 

I personally really hope that it is super bad fdr humans.

And I agree with Matt that it is unhealthy... there is plenty of medical research that says that it is bad for you... look it up.

 

The Illuminati produce the food colouring in Fruity Pebbles (which are LAME compared to Corn Pops and to that badass multi-grain honey cereal).

The Illuminati also produce ketchup.

The Elite controls the rest.

 

Not to mention that hormones to make my breasts bigger is the last thing in the world I would ever want.

 

That's it. I will not stand for this. Here's your cabage patch doll. Now give me back my Bananarama CD. We're no longer friends.

 

Yeah, well, my rack is by far underdeveloped, so I will continue drinking milk. Quit staring at my chest. I know they're small.

 

If you like drinking hormones, pesticides, puss and bacteria, then by all means drink milk (which has been linked to the rise in diabetes, cancer, and other ailments). Or you can be like Pavel and make stupid jokes trying to mock me.

 

Not to mention the TORTURED COWS!

If you must drink milk... you need to make it organic.