Milk

C"mon man, it was kinda funny. Especially when I called him the owner of a cabbage patch doll.

Honestly, I don't give a damn if there was minute traces of piss in milk. I like it and it hasn't killed me. I'm pretty sure I'm going to live a short life anyway, so why worry about a little bit of cancer?

 

I think the beef cows are probably luckier than the dairy cows.

 

Man. I'd never had organic milk until last summer, but I can't believe the vast difference in taste. Organic milk = ambrosia of the gods. I wish I could afford to buy it all the time. I'd never go back to regular milk.

 

Hey, mine are small too and that is ok... so stop putting yourself down. Jeez, why do men get so emotional...

 

Yeah, it is way more expensive... but really the taste is amazingly different.

 

Plus the fact the stressed animals have high Omega 6 and low Omega 3, whereas happy animals have the opposite ratioes, and thus are much more healthy to consume if you must.

Karma: what comes around, goes around...

 

An excellent point, thank you. I didn't know that.

 

I'm with the gaylord here... a bit of cancer never did hurt.


Even though, funny thing... I don't really drink milk. I do the soy milk.

But I do make Illuminati and chem trail jokes whenever possible, they are priceless.

 

Once I get a job again, I'm seriously going to go all organic. I've determined there is no other way. Seriously, from the milk to yogurt and beyond there's nothing better than organic foods. I'll sell that point til the day I die.

And stop calling me emotional. Jeeze. Can't you ever be supportive? *runs off crying*

 

I'm so sorry I'll be more supportive next time.

Yeah, I wish I had the money to go all organic as well. Maybe someday...

 

Gaylord? Is Eliot hiding in here somewhere?


Edit: And those jokes would lucky to make a $.50 a piece.

 

Going all organic is lame.

There are no all organic Hot Pockets.

 

I would hope so.

This forum is truly missing his hairy ass.

 

Not yet. As it catches on there will be. Just you wait and see. I think I'll go invent those right now, as a matter of fact.

 

He's a fuckin' traitor. He's a somethingawful goon now.

 

I am happy because there is an organic version of poptarts... and they don't have cow hooves in them.

 

What? Did Elliot go straight, while waxing all of his body hair?

Invent some organic sushi while you're at it.

 

You see, that's another reason for me not to go organic, since pop tarts are nasty.

...and the people that made them organic are pure satan.

 

Word? It just gets better and better.

And Eliot far from went straight. He's a college student and somethingawful demands payment up front. So you know how he got his dues paid......

 

What the hell is somethingawful?


Elliot is a fag though, that's a fact.