what is your "image"

My image is the super smart super sexy beer guzzling dachshund loving milf .... :shock:

and your image is?

 

You are a MILF, indeed.

 

I'm the meat man. Slangin' that sausage everywhere I go. Sorry ladies, I only have it in bulk. Prices are per sausage though, not per pound, so I'm helping you all save money.

Oh, and I now accept American Express. No checks, you fuckers know who you are that ruined that shit. Stop payment my ass......



I guess I'm just that off the wall asshole guy, or something like that.

 

sexi bitch





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drunk sexi bitch. oh yea

 

All around stud that you can't kill cause I'm already dead.

 

The black, super soul, super bad, super fly, shaolin dolemite, shaft's big score, diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin the scene with a gangsta lean, baadasss mutherfucker


Hotwater

 

I'm a pothead:spliff:

 

drum roll please..:drummer: .......................................... THE DRUNK GUY...........................:leaving:

 

Girl who's completely stuck in the 60s in every way possible.

 

"That odd, nerdy, quiet, tall hippie girl."

 

a smart, loving, peaceful, lonely hippie at heart chick

 

umm.....the freakishly tall, pill popping, unpredictable, crazy bird!

 

the oddly proportioned, chubby kid who hussled you for a snack trade in elementary school who grew up to be hot

no really though im the lover, dreamer, and big kid at heart

 

And HOT


Hotwater

 

i'm the drunk girl at parties that makes out with your best friend
or more like, the kid that hangs around, no one is really sure why they're there or how they got there, the quiet/shy/modest girl, that gets drunk and makes out with your best friend.......

um or like the person that is always joking but the type of jokes no one knows are really jokes

the nerdy quiet girl in school that will end up being a hot prime minister of canada :H
...actually i have many "images"....

 

i dunno....

well...i do not try to create any images
better ask others....

 

the magical mysterious strainger nobody knows. not threatening, there's no sense of danger about him, but you can't really tell. perhapse it's that holographic cloak of shifting shadows that stays surrounding him, wherever and however he moves, or is half glimpsed insubstantial companions. how'd they get in here anyway?

the little things about him the mind occludes, like the way his lips never move when he's talking to you. or how his immage fades from you mind the minute he turns away from you.

the way the lights seem to get more colorful whenever he walks by them, without getting any brighter or dimmer or any obvious physical explanation for their doing so.

says he got his name from even more mysterious people half way accross the universe. seeing him i could almost believe it.

looks ordinary enough if you stare at him and analyse what you're seeing, but if you squint and look out of the corner of your eye, it looks like there's a different world there that he's surrounded by.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I'm the chick who loves to be active. I love to go skating on my rolerblades at the skatepark. I believe that fun is where it's at! Life is what you make it, so make it a blast! Happiness is not a destination, it's a way of life!

Im easy going and relaxed, eccentric, cocky, unsympathetic, quite outgoing depending on the crowd, I love to have fun and I love doing anything that will make my heart race, so I can be a bit of a thrill seeker but Im also very homebound and enjoy being alone. Im not easily spooked, there aren't many things that actually do scare me.

If theres one thing I hate it when people call me shy, or sensitive. I'm neither of those.
I never feel the need to explain myself.
Out of all my family I am regarded as being the most athletic; loving my veggies and going out for walks and hanging out at the park.
I can be unfocused mentally, but I do make up for it when I can.

Im sure theres more but Im feeling lazy. So not gonna bother.

 

im that mysterious girl you see all the time but never find out who she is

i walk fast and with purpose. im often listening to music when im alone or busily working on something. if im with friends then im smiling a lot and making funny faces and gestures and probably jumping around a bit.

ill stare you down if you stare at me

you'll think im a shy girl who's sweet as pie. but if you're lucky enough to know me better you'll see how crazy cool i am, and ill show you how dirty i really am :bigear:

 

I'm a badass.

That's all you need to know.