Beyond Fortress Europa

The good news is:
ronald Macdonald is back, after having been banned. We all look forward to your continued insight, ronald.

The bad news is:
ronald Macdonald and White Scorpion are one and the same person, writing under different user names. (Real name is Ronald White, perhaps.) So White Scorpion is White writing what he thinks is his best style, and ronald Macdonald is White writing what he really thinks!

 

great sig mr white scorpion - I will just call you W from now on

look if you tip your sig the other way up it looks like that woman is crawling into the snake rather than being eaten by it (spthrrrrwwwhahaha "eaten" I bet she likes being eaten) for a drawing she's got a great ass

 

Thank you, Mr. MacDonald (you're not Dirty Dog by any chance are you, or Stephen King?). It is a very good painting, and I am glad you appreciate it.

The artist's name is Dasa Bausova, and you can find more about her, and see some more of her work if you click her name.

 

You found me out.
I am really ronald Macdonald. I spell Macdonald with two 'A's to avoid trademark infringement.

 

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oh FFS so now people have called me White scorpion, dirty dog, sentient (thats peoples favourites and I am taking bets BTW), zoomie, crucified dreams, boss hogg, emporer ming, dirt pit, peace phoenix, john, dolly parton and davros

now I will be willing to bet anyone any amount of money I am not one and the same person as any of the above

so shut up everyone who keeps saying these things you all have shit for brains !

another great sig - WS do you think that guy in your sig will Karate chop you in half if he finds out you doctored his image to make him look like a gay moose

 

See how well I do when I sign my name 'ronald Macdonald'?

Both 'ronald Macdonald' and 'dirtydog' are pen names for White Scorpion, who is making them both up. I, dirtydog, am nothing but a figment of White Scorpion's imagination. No wonder he's paying me compliments all the time!

If I am not the person he told you I was, how could he expect you to understand that we are not the same people as they said we were?

Put another way, why is it that George Bush's son is also his brother?

 

I fart in your direction

 

I have been busy working on some old Fortress Europa art, which you can all see now. I have begun a gallery section in the art forum, and the first pages show how the graphic novel version would have looked if I had taken it to production. Bear in mind that this is from the old story, but at least now you can get a glimpse of what a uniellipsoid looks like, and how much fun it can be to fly and bounce around in one.

The Art of Fortress Europa

 

the grand envirognome of course perfers a somewhat more sedate mode of travel, one which permits a more intimate enjoyment of the terrestrial surface.

none the less he looks back fondly on his own days of grav-sleds and singleships.

=^^=
.../\...

 

If I were a cabbage I would hate to begin the day with ronald lying on top of me. The Special Branch should show more consideration for cabbages.

 

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MAn, this story is the fucking bomb. so twisted. i love it. i'm close to the end... i think. is there more that you are writing???

 

yeah definitely the best so fart

 

nice story line I would say a very interesting cast until now ....

 

Gdamit Skorpions I ave ad it up to ear with yo sheet boy. Eye am collin the lowears n a is gonin to shoe yo ass ole the way to the banck. Who you collin fat you jackass?!?!? I am a shoehave sathern genetalman from a guud fameelee.

Note to Internet Boy= QWUOAT=="Pleese stope ignorin me n meike that sheetstirring tickturd eeraise oll the menshions o the Boss Hog's guud name in the name o the state LAW of Alabama. If nesesirry a will depyouteyese yoo to doo this task.

 

The Lord is watching you Hogg.
We had an agreement remember?
This is not the sort of story you should be reading anyway.
Now apologize to this person and go.
200 hail Marys by tomorrow or no miracle.

 

Eye fourgoat ole abowt that. I spose a promiss iz a promiss so I apaulotzize to the scorpions. I am sorry a cold you thins.

Internit persun =="CROAT== Pleeze insert 50 bucks heere fo compensaysion to the Scorpeeons n a will pay yoo back next weak when ma check arraives.==""

 

I am not Dirtydog! I am Ronald Macdonald! Who is this shit fart asshole who keeps calling himself Dirtydog and insulting me? If we caught him we could slowly strip his slinky pink panties off so we could have a good look at his tender white ass! And I, Ronald Macdonald, would make good use of it! But why do you keep calling me gay? I am not Gay! I am a mountain climber! Even my boyfriend knows that much!

 

Dirty dog has totally lost his marbles by the sound of it - go lie down in the shade and take the weight of your brain

WTF are you talking about ???

its like youre obsessed with me -

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGET A LIFE man !