The true definition of Irony

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jimaug87, May 30, 2007.

  1. s0ma

    s0ma Member

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    hahaha. i bought one at a thrift store just so i could do that. it amused me.
     
  2. Chaseman80

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    bahaha I actually did that last week...I wore it to school and everyone who saw me just laughed because they knew I am a hipcrit.

    and those commercials make me wanna smoke, I SMOKE FOOLS LIKE YOU ON DA B-Ball court...bullshit
     
  3. jimaug87

    jimaug87 Member

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    I would tell the kid to compramise and WATCH basketball while he smoked. No need for all that running.
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    YOu need to make it last no more than a night. Eat all 200 hits of acid to yourself and gulp down all of the shrooms in tea form, then tell us what far off places you visited.
     
  5. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

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    you're right TNS. i'll do them all in one night, because i'm sure i'll live to tell the tale.
    i'll probably sell some acid, because it's hard to get around here. but at least a sheet is for me, and the shroooms are all mine.
     
  6. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    That would be one kickass week. First time i did acid i met a dude who would eat acid like that. Back in the day he was called the acid king and he and his buddy's would just eat sheets in a weekend and take like 10 or 15 hits at a time.
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I don't think that's enough acid to kill you. People have done more than that before. Have you ever heard of a "thumb print"? It's where you stick your thumb into a mound of pure LSD crystals and eat it. That's gotta be like a 1/2gram or so, which I doubt would fit on 200 blotters; I may be wrong though. Maybe if you got scared enough, you may die from a heart attack. hahahahaha that's not funny:H
     
  8. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

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    see, i've never done acid. though i know i'll have no problem with it, and can see myself loving it. loooove trippin, but not to the point where i lose my bag of toes again. because i'm not spending a month looking for them again :p

    theres lots of acid down the valley, and a buddy of mine is heading down there soon, so i'll be getting a sweet hookup.
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yeah you'll definitely love it. If you eat enough, you won't even understand the concept of toes, or anything else, for that matter. Ego death is a strange and beautiful phenomenon:D
     
  10. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

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    i'll start off slow, but i'm sure i'll have a night where toes don't even exist, or the colour yellow.
     
  11. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i'm sure you'll love the acid. but what do shrooms do to you?
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yellow tastes wonderful and rabbits smell blue. Music looks like water and smells like glue.

    Synesthesia, at it's best. haha
     
  13. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Simply put, shrooms make the whole world beautiful.
     
  14. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    lol yay!

    i wanna try them. but i wouldn't know how much to eat and i'd end up in a hospital lol
     
  15. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    i doubt you have enough money to buy enough to end up in the hospital. Just take 1-3 hits of acid and 1/2 to an 1/8th of mushroms your first time.
     
  16. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

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    true, everything is just perfect of shrooms.

    you wouldn't end up in the hospital unless you ate many, many shrooms. a couple g's should do ya for your first time.

    mmmm. i want some right now.
     
  17. seizedbyanger

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    i want some

    sucks theres like nobody to buy them from around here. the only person i know likes like a 30 minute car ride and... i don't have a car. or a license. haha =[
     
  18. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    haha yeah man. that reminds me, i was sitting there on myspace and there was an anti-pot web ad where some kids head like blew off or something.

    naturally i kept watching because a head exploded and then a big weed leaf floats across then some misguided anti drug crap comes. and bam! i think...hmmmm weeeed. so i roll a j and start puffing away. ironyyyyy
     
  19. seizedbyanger

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    all these talks of drugs are makin me wanna get high

    I had to get rid of my weed though cuz i gotta get surgery soon and my bloods gotta be clean

    so i gave it to my boyfriend so i wouldn't be temted to smoke it =[
     
  20. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha yeah man.

    What about this? Maybe those commercials are made by stoners and are actually meant to get people to smoke more. Maybe some kind of hidden messages or some shit. haha

    Has anyone seen that one where there is that really shitty joint at the end that rolls itself up? That's just about the shittiest joint I've ever laid eyes on. lol
     
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