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Discussion in 'Humor' started by ronald Macdonald, May 24, 2007.

  1. Lorna

    Lorna The Magician

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    WHat? you laugh at me? yes it will be good, mon amour.
     
  2. Riggs

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  3. Lorna

    Lorna The Magician

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    say more.. what hmm means, like hmmm hmmm or like wild hmmmm?

    kiss me baby, you know I love it when we kiss..

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  4. Riggs

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    Oh, do behave. What they hell am I saying? lol
     
  5. Lorna

    Lorna The Magician

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    Hmmmm I love oyu baby!
     
  6. jamphan-56

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    What do you say if somene says "Fuck you!"













    Say "Go fuck yourself, you will get more pussy that way"
     
  7. Riggs

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    Yeap and for the one that said it, it's mostly the truth too. lol


    If you haven't read mine. It is..

    what do you say when someone gives you the bird (middle finger)?

    You say..

    behind every bird is a pile of shit
     
  8. Lorna

    Lorna The Magician

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    When someone tell me that i say, i do it every single day and enjoy it too, what about you? getting laid lately???
     
  9. jamphan-56

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    Thats a good one mate, that is the ispiration for posting mine :)

    Lorna,yours is funny too. We should ALL get laid more... LOL
    (as in all day EVERY day)

    Right?
     
  10. Riggs

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    LOL I can go all day, but everyday?... hmm ..well, I'll die happy. LOL
     
  11. Lorna

    Lorna The Magician

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    The Way You Are Going At It You Will Die Very Unhappy With Many Very Unhappy Souls That You Will Have Hurted All The Way To Your Grave.
     
  12. Riggs

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    Ok, then if I hurt you so bad, why do you even want to hang out on a forum with me?
     
  13. Lorna

    Lorna The Magician

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    why do you want so much to do so?

    and why dont you ask me this in pm?

    and why do you do everything for all to be hurtfull?

    AND why do you lie constantly and unecessaraly?

    and why do you do qalways the opposit than what you pretend you hate others for doing and have never done and will never do?

    And why do you always say I will never do this to you again, but do it almost simultaneously as you are saying it?

    And why do you do lips service but never show it in your actions?

    And why dont you keep things so much easier and cooler and lovelier and sweet when you have it, but always do something and then give oyur upmost to destroy the good we have and replace it by horror and pain and betrail?????????????????

    I would like to know, because it doesnt make sense for me.
     
  14. Riggs

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    I think you need to chill out, love.
     
  15. Lorna

    Lorna The Magician

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    I think we need to have that talk
     
  16. jamphan-56

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    :stunned:
     
  17. jamphan-56

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    What do a limp dick and a rattlesnake have in common?



























    You cant fuck with either one.:)
     
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