I smell fireworks...

so im sitting here browsing on hipforums. then i smell something *snif sniff* wtf is that? smells like...*sniff sniff*....like.....fireworks? I turn around and...BOOM!!

fuckin brother let off a firecracker right in my face.

bastard...he knows this means war for the rest of the summer

at least he brought over some sticky hawaiian grown bud. weed always make things better.

 

hahahahah your brother's awesome

 

yea i love that bastard

 

Damn thats funny as hell. I love fireworks almost as much as weed.

 

i deffinately would have had a heart attack and died

lol i guess its a good thing i don't have a brother

 

dude that could have like fuckled ur face up.

 

i know man i told you hes a bastard lol.

i dont think he meant to throw it at my face. he was just at the door waiting for the string to sizzle down to nothing and threw it right at me and and it popped in mid air no more than 2 feet from my face. dont worry i have a full bag of black cats waiting for him

but man this shit he got is some chrrooonniiiiccc

 

get a box of mini-dynamite. its a dollar for a box of 100 and their a hell of alot more powerful than black cats

 

in cali any kind of firecracker, roman candles, anything that shoots in the sky, is illegal. so we need to drive to Nevada to even get some good shit

 

that sucks, where i spend my summers the town has like 15 fireworks stores in it

 

lol i think i counted around 20 in San Fransisco last year

everyone wants to get rich quick on firework stands

 

these are actual stores and some big warehouses. The county has 101 lakes in it so ill the rich weekenders blow alot of money on them. Our nieghbors spent thousands of dollars on fireworks and even made homemade ones that were so loud the sheriff told them they cant light off any fireworks any more. They were real douche bags though and would light them off like every weekend not just on the 4th of july and new years like everyone else.

We also have a guy that lives across the lake and puts on firework shows for a living and lights off all his extras on the 4th. It was always amazing to watch but some prick complained so he stoped. Everyone else on the lake even offered him money but he declined.

 

wow that crazy, i dont think i ever saw a firework store or warehouse. but i love making my own bombs from piccilo peetes combined with some firecracker powder. sounds like a fuckin shotgun. oh man will we have fun this 4th of July

 

what are piccilo peetes? Ive always tried to make some but they never end up working. Dry ice and water is always cool, sounds like a shotgun and blows up mailboxes too.

 

AH I love fireworks. MY whole last summer consisted of shooting fireworks all over town(ILLEGAL IN ILLINOIS, like $175 fine if caught with fireworks) Last summer was the best summer ever and I have a whole bunch of roman candles(My favorite) and like 10 of these big cases of blackcats that my uncle gave me and my brother last year. There is like I think 500 of the little packs in each. And im sure my dad will drive me to indiana to get more.

And the story of your brother blowing up a firework in your face reminds me of the time my friends dad blew on up in my face while I was eating dinner. I heared the sizzling of the wick and I turned around and BOOM right in my face. lol.

 

damn i spelled that so wrong

they're called piccolo petes, just regular fireworks that whistle so fuckin loud. and you can hammer out the powder into a bottle and blow that shit up. but they're starting to ban them from some cities so yea thats how bad california laws are with fireworks.

 

hahaha man thats fukt. you got a cool dad though

 

will that work with using the powder from any firework like bottle rockets or firecrackers? Also does it need to be compressed or something like that or could you just set it off if it was in a plastic cup or something?

 

i have an intense phobia of fireworks... i don't even leave the house on the forth of july...

the only time i have ever been ok with fireworks was last summer at bonnaroo... i was on 6 tabs of LSD, and there where people shooting off fireworks everywhere. i just stared in wonder and amazement. i felt completely safe. LSD is a wonderful chemical. it has helped me deal with my irrational fears.

 

yea their illegal here in nc too. good thing myrtle beach is like 45 minutes away, fireworks galore!