If you had to come back as an animal in your next life

Anytime. Don't mention it.

 

Ferns are AWESOME!

You threw them out just because they were too big? Bummer. I'm sure they were very sad...I mean they could have been the reincarnation of a really hot girl!

 

This nice 60 year old retarded guy named Bob (ironically enough) sprays my house once a month... and the roaches don't even dare to come in.

It's great.

All I have to deal with now are a million different flies, spiders, and a snake or two.

 

Good point.


Everytime I throw plants away I plant a single one of them at this hidden little garden I have on the side of the greenhouse.

Sadly, the sun is pretty strong lately, so I doubt that my garden will survive.

Yet, I think that it's nice to save one out of a hundred everytime.

 

Everytime you save a fern, you can think of me now

 

...and pray for instant reincarnation?

 

save up an assortment and send them to LuckyStripe. She and fitzy-twinkie can make a sundae.


i like ferns best when they're tightly curled fiddleheads. I saute them with garlic and herbs. they taste like asparagus.

 

Hehe

 

I would like to try a twinkie...this is unfair. Do they have them at most 7--11's or do I need to go to the grocery store?

 

My parents built a house on a lake in Osteen, and I used to jog around it - about 2.5 miles - and the yellow flies, mosquitoes, and noseeums would get you if stopped, but the damn horseflies would swarm and bite the shit outta you unless you ran full speed, even then they could still land on the middle of your back. I thought it would be a good place for the Olympic track team to practice.

 

MURDERER!!! :hysterica

 

No one eats my animals.

Only the geckos do.

Oh man, they feast.



Anyhow... watch out, you might just eat Annie one day.

 

That's hot...

 

Haha, oh man... that sounds terrible.

It's pretty easy to escape the bugs here... lots of open space and not too much growth.



It was lovebug season this month though... and there was a record high amount of lovebugs. Wankers were EVERYWHERE.

 

Good point.



Take pictures.

 

The sheer number of lovebugs can get ridiculous.

 

I have no idea. Gas stations may have them. haha.

 

It's amazing how easily people accept them though.

No one is really bothered by them, no one even really kills them.

It's like... people can relate to them... because the lovebugs are constantly getting it on.

Funny.

 

I'm reporting back tommorow! I was a deprived child I am telling you...growing up with a raging hippie of a mom isn't all it's cracked up to be 0:

 

Annie, in the pic, above the great quote by moi...

That's my favourite part of the fern... that thingy in which there's a seed.... I always play with those as I pass by the ferns.... opening it up, taking out the seed, and throwing it on the ground....... I have caused lots of wild ferns to grow on the ground.