Men shit me!

Its like there is a world wide conspiracy against me!

I think that all the men of the world have weekly meetings to discuss how they can best fuck with my mind this week!!!

Grrrrr.........ok vent over!

 

The last meeting wasn't as interesting though.

All they talked about what baseball.

 

oh I know that can't be true....cos there has been some serious mind fucking going on this week!!!

 

think you could give me a heads up on whats in store for the next seven days?

at least then I can be prepared for it!

 

all i can say is: stay out of your bathroom

 

umm.......thanks??

should I not shower for the next few days??

 

http://surrenderedsingle.com/

Read it it will change how you date...I'm happy with my life and am not looking to hop down the aisle right away, but it still has changed the way I date and saved a lot of wasted effort on my part. If someone isn't treating me right or takes their issues out on me I now know to move on before I become bitter. I've prob been on at least 50 dates in the past 9 months before finding someone who is worth my exclusiveness. Men should earn relationships and your commitment and should have to keep it up and not get lazy in order to keep you. Your letting them take care of you is a gift to them-not a burden.Don't let society or feminsim tell you otherwise.

 

jemima, do you have a toilet brush? i just got the minutes typed up.

 

well, if you attract those kinda guys that fuck with you, look within yourself to find the solution.

 

Yeah there is a toilet brush..............what are you doing at the meetings anyway??

 

i just type up the minutes from the recording. FASCINATING stuff. including "why we're not to put our clothes in the laundry hamper even though we tripped over it whilst removing our socks," "how to screw up doing the dishes and take so long and look so clumsy that we never have to do it again," "why women are not allowed to touch the barbeque grill in mixed company" AND FINALLY "how to get shit on the bottom of the toilet seat." i think you know what i'm saying.

 

Hmm.....not really the kind of things I would have thought they were discussing, but interesting all the same!

 

it's not just you. they're out to get all of us.

 

That does comfort me somewhat

 

If you think all the men of the world are trying to fuck with your head, maybe you're seeing too many men?

 

i love spammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

ummm......what are you saying exactly???

 

You made it sound like you were dating all the men in the world.

 

obviously, did you really think we'd let a fellow MAN do our lowly secretarial work?

and i really didn't realize that the shit on the bottom of the toilet seat was gender specific. i almost wish i still had the parks job so i could pay more attention when cleaning the ladies room

 

Not every man in the world - I am having enough trouble getting just the one!!!

I couldn't handle all the men in the world.....I am but an innocent pure young girl!