I finally got a job!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by TopNotchStoner, May 31, 2007.

  1. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    It's about fuckin time. I was out looking for a job today and I just happened to come across this staffing agency called, now get this......"Top Notch Personnel". hahaha So I took that as a sign and went in to fill out an application.

    After I filled out the application, they gave me a drug test and I tested positive for THC, so I thought they weren't gonna give me the job, but the woman was like "If you're gonna smoke pot.....do it AFTER your shift, not before". So I said "okay" and she told me to throw the cup and the positive test results in the trash and put some paper or something over it so nobody would see that she gave me a job, even though I failed the piss test. hahaha

    So I told her thanks for letting me slide and she gave me the directions to the job. I go in for orientation on monday and I'm gonna be making $9.50 per hour, which isn't great but it's better than nothing.

    On the way home, I stopped by the weedman's house and smoked a fatass joint, and I'm going over there later tonight to smoke an ounce or so:spliff:

    It's a good day:D
     
  2. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Top Notch Personnel?! That's absolutely hilarious!!! CONGRATSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. dankson

    dankson Member

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    Nice! I wish everyone let people slide that easy, our lives would be much easier :spliff:
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha yeah it's crazy. I had to go in after I saw the name of the place.

    Thanks:D
     
  5. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    great man, nice one. shit u realy gonna smoke an ounce in one night, between 2 people??
     
  6. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Hell yeah man. That woman was cool as fuck. And she's pretty hot too.
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Maybe, unless my weedman's fiance is smokin again, because she just got a new job and stopped smokin for her piss test, but she's in the clear now, so she may be smoking again, which I hope she is. I always refer to my weedman as my cousin, but he's really just a good friend, whom I consider to be a cousin. His fiance is my real cousin, so I guess you could say my weedman is my cousin-n-law.

    But yeah, an ounce will be smoked before I come home:spliff:
     
  8. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Congrats man that is great and a great name. Cool ass lady too.
     
  9. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    congrats on the job man, what are you gonna be doing there?
     
  10. dankson

    dankson Member

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    Haha, thats a nice bonus then too.
     
  11. Ehoney29

    Ehoney29 Member

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    Congrats on the job. And sounds like it's gonna be a good time tonight, have fun.
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Thanks man, and yeah she's cool.
    Thanks. I don't know yet. She said it was gonna be pretty simple. Just moving a lever up and down all day, from what she said.
     
  13. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    She doesn't work at the place I am gonna be workin at though; she is just the recruiter for the staffing agency and she's the one that's getting me the job. I'm glad that most people just happen to like me, because I don't think she would have let me slide on the drug test if she didn't like me, so that's cool.
     
  14. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Dank you, kyndly:spliff: and yes, tonight is gonna be nothing but some much needed fun and relaxation.
     
  15. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    damn i want a job like that.
     
  16. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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  17. The_Walrus

    The_Walrus Sgt. Pepper

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    That's pretty sweet. Congrats on getting the job. It sounds like a good deal.
     
  18. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Thanks:D And yeah it sounds good. I'm just happy to have a job now. I would have taken anything, really, but this sounds like it's gonna be pretty easy with decent pay, so I'm happy:D
     
  19. Layla Nahar

    Layla Nahar Member

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    what a cool lady! she probably goes home & hits the bong nightly! (or at least she used to - garanteeeed)
     
  20. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    That's what I was thinking.
     
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