I grant you one opportunity to fuck me

Assuming you can provide me an erection.

Would it be a matter of minutes or an all-night affair?

 

what would you prefer big fella?

 

This thread is not about my preferences. It is about yours.

 

I will have to pass on this lovely opportunity. Thank you though for the offer.

 

but what if all I wanna do is please you?
Dont you know that its true.....

 

Only If you look like this


Hotwater

 

Am I at least getting a reach around out of this?

 

All night long, all night long, all night.

 

so thats 2.5 nights long?

 

8 inches long.

 

I notice only the menfolk are responding... Better get plenty of lube, bird.

 

so its not BYOL?

 

Did it say so on the invitation?

Good luck with that erection thing, since he's 85 apparently...you could slip him a viagra...

 

oh, I dont need for him to be erect......

 

That's the spirit. *high five*

 

um, a high five is the slapping of my hand, not my...er......cheeks
*runs away ashamed*

 

:slap:

 

exactly

 

The girls are too intimidated by my hotness.

 

yeah, thats it.