horrible head accident... need opinions!!!!

So I was reeeeaaaally drunk... and giving head to my bf... well he's not my boyfriend but let's say I'm "seeing" him... and it took him FOREVER to just come so like... my first question is... why? Like how long is it supposed to take if it's a good head and not just shit? And he was drunk too btw.

But the horrible accident that happened was that I put his entire cock in my mouth and it made me throw up all over him. How embarrassing. Please help. What would you think????

 

You could throw up on me anytime

 

no but the worst is that I wiped him a little... just a little... and kept sucking on it and then was like... this is so gross... ok... are you done?? Are you done soon?? And he's like you don't have to keep doing it and I'm like NO I wanna finish and then I just got so sore in my jaw I got on top of him... with my fucking vomit right there... how gross is that? I hated it... I wish he could have been drunk enough not to remember it...

It wasn't gross vomit tho more like a ton of saliva... but still...

This has NEVER happened with my ex well his cock wasn't as thick and a little smaller so giving deep throat didn't make me gag... and the few guys I've given heads to afterwards I didn't bother to be so good cause I couldn't care less but I actually really really really really like this one

 

Maybe don't take it in so deep? You seem pretty dedicated to keep going even after you puked. That's pretty sweet. My question is... what's the password to see the "erotic" pictures in your gallery? I know, I'm a perv.

 

don't throw up on someone and expect them to be able to cum. You could have at least let him clean up before you finished. That is just nasty.

 

I'd like this info, as well. Yes, all guys are pervs:drool:

 

Well, him being drunk didn't help. It usually always takes longer for a guy to finish when he's drunk. I can go for hours if I've been drinking.

 

Tis true. Same for opiates/opioids.

 

I feel like you need to take it easy a little. Sex is about fun and togetherness. This sounds uncomfortable.

 

agreed. enjoying giving head is great. throw upa nd drunk head isnt great

 

Penny, I'd love to see your erotic photos after seeing the one of your cute bottom with the thong. Ooooooo, that's nice!!!!

When drunk it can take quite awhile for a guy to cum. Try switching back and forth with sucking and fucking to save that jaw from hurting so badly.

I have to agree with #5....A quick shower could have been worked into the sex play to maybe make you both more comfortable.

 

Solution: No more drunken head. But you can't change the past, so now it's just a crazy sex story for the grandkids.

 

Penny, you are a trooper. Sometimes it takes longer than others, but dont disregard the gag reflex.....if you start to cough, back away from the penis......

 

In reality, being shitfaced and having sex go together like peanut butter and oranges. They don't mix. Over consumption of alcohol makes the sensation go numb.

 

Boy, that's a little bitchy. Makes it sound like she owed him an orgasm or something. Not to mention, she was the one who had to have her head right there close and they were both drunk. Doesn't sound like he really cared too much or he would've paused her so he could've cleaned up.

Anyway, yeah, I think it's best to leave the blowjobs for sober moments, lol. I've heard that being drunk makes it harder for a guy to get off, not to mention you can't feel self-conscious about whether you did well or not, most do their best work when they're clear-headed. I'm sure he wasn't too offended or he wouldn't have let you continue.

 

Its not a big deal, he must have been a little embarrassed, and you were both drunk, too drunk to not stop anyway, so don't feel guilty. Its really the alcohol's fault, not only because it facilitated your vomitting, but also because alcohol inhibits your ability to think; therefore, your ability to communicate with your partner was also inhibited. During any kind of sex, communication is critical. Blame the alcohol, and hes just as guilty as you are, so you shouldn't feel bad.

 

it always takes longer when a guys drunk, not too sure if i would cum once u'd vommitted though!

 

i would. would drinking theoretically allow a guy to go for longer without spooging?

 

I've had a girl yak on my balls once but it was entirely my fault. She's a good sport about letting me do whatever the hell I please to her. So I had her by the hair & was fucking her throat so hard that she barfed up a little bit if whatever she had for dinner. It wasn't much but just enough to make us both stop & pull back some. She got up & went to the kitchen sink while I got up & went to the bathroom sink. I tried not to look as I washed it off. We both came back to bed & commenced our sexual escapade. I guess it depends on how "open" you are with each other.

 

be cool about it. you were drunk, so there's nothing wrong with this