Pool Table Sex?

Would you?

Fucking pool tables, man. Gosh darn it, they piss me the fuck off man.

Like, I think I'm gonna do something really extreme... like arm wrestle a tiger. Yeah. That'll like... get those fucking pool tables off of my mind.

Like sorry for the rant, y'all, but I had to toss up a fine cabernet sauvignon with that dubliner cheese.

 

ive done it many times...
its pretty much the same as any other sex.

 

I prefer poolballs.

 

Pool tables, maybe. I'm more about the sticks

Totally.

 

Do I really want to know?

 

i just don't know

 

i have a pool table..but it's from ww2 so it's kinda unstable....

 

Ahah... we had a three hundred year old table that we used for a long time. We've had plenty of colonial furniture, but we still use it... just because, well, it's just around. I think I have more ceramic butter kegs than a shine distillery.

 

i prefer hammock sex. dificulty with netting is more interesting than laying on felt




note: i've never done it in either spot.

 

i could see sex on a pool table to be pretty fun. i couldnt imagine it in a hammock...id fall off and crack my ass...or worse

 

Damn, now that you bring that issue up...

What if you fell...


Continue or not to continue? Like, would you get back into the hammock... or... the lawn.

That's... a tough one, but I'd probably be like "Oh shit, did you just catch air?"

Totally extreme.

Man.

 

thats why hammock sex should be a competive team sport.

 

National hammock coital league... or we could just uh... call this crew and call crew "rowing and shit", etc.

 

I mean if there was nothing else then I would probably go for it...

 

if it was a sport, i'd prolly be alot more into sports

 

I tend to fall out of hammocks whilst lying perfectly still, I cannot concieve how hammock sex could possibly work

 

That's pretty much what I was getting at and all.

 

Yeah, it would be awkward after that hey.


But a great story for the grandkids!

 

i didn't say that meg, MA did