Men shit me!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Jemima Truffles, May 31, 2007.

  1. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    It's at the motel 6 near the airport this week. If you bring donuts you get to decide how to screw yourself next week.

    I vote get lost in a volcano. I saw bear Grills do it on Man Vs. Wild.
     
  2. Jemima Truffles

    Jemima Truffles Member

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    nah I give up on you all.

    Its just not worth the trouble!
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I have ripped abs.

    Eh?

    If not, it was a good run. :)
     
  4. Jemima Truffles

    Jemima Truffles Member

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    had a good run at what??
     
  5. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    hahaha well at the last meeting they must have said, "Angela has lost weight! We need to act like leeches stuck to her ass." If one more guy asks me out at the gas station I will set him on fire - okay so I won't but this is getting annoying.
     
  6. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i think they musta brought up that i never think that's a bad thing, therefore not a fun challenge. i had one good day last week where EVERYONE was asking me out. now they're all ignoring me.
     
  7. Jemima Truffles

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    I would love guys to be asking me out left right and centre! Instead I get stuck falling for the ones that can't make up their minds about anything! Grrrrrrr
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    yeah. that's some shit.
     
  9. Jemima Truffles

    Jemima Truffles Member

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    I wonder why I only seem to be attracted to really screwed up, damaged, indecisive men????
     
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    water seeks it's own level?

    ouch.

    no, really, you just need to get over your insecurities and belief deep down that you don't deserve better.
     
  11. Jemima Truffles

    Jemima Truffles Member

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  12. groovydude

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    As it's summer we've decided to meet only once a month, due to this development we ask that you make an effort to take every small instance difficulty that's inflicted on you by us (especially me) much more personally but not to warn or help your fellow female as it would reduce the cumulative effect.



    we've something special for Jemima Truffles though because we care.
     
  13. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    I thought the gas station was our special place for just the two of us.

    I feel betrayed.
     
  14. Jemima Truffles

    Jemima Truffles Member

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    Oh Oh....what is it???
     
  15. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd.
     
  16. groovydude

    groovydude Member

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    well as a hint, it's like having a thumb tack on your chair. avoid large buildings and try to have all your affairs in order. but if any men go too far and make you feel bad we'll close in on them and through them out of the club.
     
  17. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    It is our special place! That's why I tell all the others to fuck off. *kisses* ;) You know I still want you Booshie. :tongue:
     
  18. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i envy your proximity to boosh. i can't get within three states of him. something about decency laws. boosh, did you keep the letter from the feds?
     
  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Yeah it's a Ga law that no pervs are allowed within the state....unless you were born here. :tongue:
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    cryin' shame.
     

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