stupid things people say

Yesterday as I was heading out of work with the plastic and cans to recycle, a co-worker asked what I was doing- "Taking this stuff out for recycling."
Oh, you do that? Why?

"Because I care about the earth"

snorts

"Global warming."

When God comes back and takes the believers to heaven, it will be gone and won't matter.

"What if he doesnt come for 100 years? What about your granddaughters and what kind of earth they have?"

Snorts

What I should have said: "What if God comes back and asks you why you didn't take care of his creation?"