I hate horiscopes!

Chaos Theory.

 

Forget the daily horoscopes.

Get a natal done.

Then get this year's Solar Return. See what's likely to come up in the next year.

Find out where the eclipses occur. Get a good book on Solar and Lunar eclipses. Compare that to the 13 lunar returns.

That should just be all the information you need.

Now, knowing what is going to likely happen is going to help you how?

In my case my solar return shows me getting a new job. But I already knew that before I had it done. Now it's just a matter of keeping my ears and eyes open to opportunities as they crop up.

 

Anything to do with astrology or horiscopes is an insult to human intelligence. They are the one thing that pisses me off more than anything.

 

So I take it that most of your planets are in the left side or upper part of your chart?

http://www.elbertwade.com/page114.html
http://www.capitolweekly.net/astrology/article.html?article_id=1079

You'll probably enjoy this article: http://www.stariq.com/Main/Articles/P0001740.HTM

Although this also applies to me:

So, what's in my 9th house? Jupiter and Mars. Sun & Moon? In the 8th. Pluto in Leo in the 12th. natch.


So just as you hate astrology, thinking that people who believe in it are idiots, the astrologer will be able to decode your chart and exclaim, "Well, how else could he think? See, here's where his skepticism stems from..."