Choose the Next President with a Positive Anagram

Since the government counts on me to choose our Presidents (sorry about my last two choices!:& ), I usually take a candidate's name, scramble it, and choose the anagram that makes the most sense and or sounds the most positive. Then, once I have done this for each candidate, I choose the most positive sounding anagram and or the one one that makes the most sense. Thus a new President is selected! So, for the first time allowed to be seen by mere mortal citizens, I shall now select the 44th President of the United States! (In case you hav'nt noticed, the reason they have moved the campaign ahead so far up this year is because I told them to. Just to shake things up. So, anyone wanting to get in the race after this will be out of luck. Of course THEY wont know this! HAHAHAHHAHAAHAH)


Hillary Rodham Clinton - My Thorn A Ironclad Hill
Barack Obama - Cab Boa Karma
John Edwards - Drown Jehads
Christopher Dodd - Ditch Horded Pros
Bill Richardson - Or Chili Brands
Joe Biden - Be Joined
Mike Gravel - Give Me Lark
Dennis Kucinich - Nude Chick in Sin


John McCain - Jam Conch In
Tom Tancredo - Not Democrat
Fred Thompson - Fondest Morph
Duncan Hunter - Can End Unhurt
Sam Brownback - Warn Smack Bob
Jim Gilmore - Rile Jig Mom
Rudy Giuliani - I Ruin Ugly Aid
Mike Huckabee - Make Cube Hike
Ron Paul - Our Plan
Mitt Romney - Memory Tint
Tommy Thompson - Thy Mom Mops Not

Well, let's see here. For the Democrats, Joe Biden shall clearly be the nominie. Mike Gravel's was also in the running, and just one more 'a' in his name would have made him victorious.

For the Republicans, it's a tough choice. McCain, Brownback, Gilmore, Romney, and Huckabee are clearly out. Tancredo's is a funny coincidence, but not upbeat enough to make the cut. Fred Thompson's sounds cute, but in the end does not make much sense. Tommy Thompson's sounds upbeat, but it tells us something we already know. So, it's down to Giuliani, Hunter, and Paul. So, the Republican nominie will be Ron Paul. It just says it all. He is our plan for saving America. Oh ya, and he will win against Biden too.

So there you have it! A few minutes of your life I have taken away and will never give back.

 

That was simply awesome.

Jam Conch In.