Double positives

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  1. Commander Dander

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    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive.

    "In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

    "However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

    A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
     
  2. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    uhhuh sure
     
  3. aesther

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  4. psychedelicgirl

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    :)
    that is brilllllliant.
     
  5. jimaug87

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    love it
     
  6. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

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    Haha that's great :D
     
  7. jamphan-56

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    okay fine
     
  8. hippieatheart

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    had to read that a couple times to get it. lol
     
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  10. dreadhead90

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    haha! i'm quite amazed i figured it out almost emediatly...well, i thibnk i did anyhow :)
     
  11. barefoot_kirstyn

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    k....i must be really tried....or slow.....but I don't get it....
     
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