When it's OK to use the F WORD - Funny

Discussion in 'Humor' started by AncientHippie, May 23, 2007.

  1. AncientHippie

    AncientHippie Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:

    11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

    10. "What the @#$% was that?"
    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
    -- General George Armstrong Custer, 1877

    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
    -- Albert Einstein, 1938

    7. "It @#$%ing does SO look like her!"
    -- Pablo Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

    5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
    -- Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
    -- Noah, 4314 BC

    2. "Aw c'mon--who the @#$% is going to find out?"
    -- Bill Clinton, 1998

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this %#*^ing mad."
    -- Saddam Hussein, 2006
     
  2. Trippin' Billies

    Trippin' Billies Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAH... that was pretty damn funny!
     
  3. PAX-MAN

    PAX-MAN Just A Old Hippy

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    where the &%^# did you come up with that ? LOL
     
  4. Riggs

    Riggs Banned

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    That was pretty 96#*^ing funny, dude ! LOL
     
  5. AncientHippie

    AncientHippie Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Well, you know the person that has the PARENTS magazine in their sig, but certain letters are blocked out, and it really says PENIS?

    I right clicked on that, and clicked on PROPERTIES and that showed me the web site that it came from. I went to that site and found some pretty funny stuff. If you find your way there, you MUST watch the Robin Williams skit on golf. So funny, I about peed myself.

    I would tell you the name of the web site, but the last time I did that in a post, the entire thread magically vanished.
     
  6. Lorna

    Lorna The Magician

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    PM it all to me baby, they must have think it was spam, its verbotten to post link to other forums, thats why, i think.


    Your list was hilarious!
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    and whos sif got a penis-attach to it? [​IMG]
    I will really like to know.

    This is so good that we all wait for the next all anxious of exitement [​IMG][​IMG]

    You,ve got the dancers, I thougth we could throw a party, what you say?
     
  7. AncientHippie

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    It was definitely not spam, and no way it could have been mistaken as such.
    But that's another story.
    PM on the way.
     
  8. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    hahaha
    these 2 were my favorites.
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    that was cute =D
     
  10. dreadhead90

    dreadhead90 Member

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    haha! that's brilliant :)
     
  11. gesone

    gesone Member

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    LOL! That was @x!ing funny!
     
  12. Petter

    Petter Member

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    you can use the fuck-word here, "%/&o!
     
  13. trekker

    trekker Intrepid Traveler

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    "What the @#$% are you thinking?"

    --Sigmund Freud
     
  14. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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