tell him to grow a pair.... they may be initially mad but at least they will start treating him like an adult
true, but it will send your body into ecstasy. which is especially good if your parents treat you "like a fucking 10 year old!"
Hah, there was a guy I knew that I called T-Bag. It was his fly girl name (as in, J. Lo). His first name was Thomas and his last name started with Bag.