This couple (I assume they are married) were having this massive fight. Well they are tossing names and ect then she screams out "Go fuck yourself" he quickly relpied "I already have the day I married you! and the orgasm will be the day we are divorced" Well I was out on the deck drinking a Diet Sprite when this was said and I laughed so hard and loudly. The Sprite came out my nose and they looked over and went into thier house. I love insults from the heart.
that is a good one.. i would have laughed outloud at that too when i left my husband.. last thing i said before walking out the door for good, "put a fork in me, I'M DONE!"
You should hear some of the fights that the neighbors get into around where I live. Oh my goodness, Drama Central! I think we disappointed our most drama producing neighbors several weeks ago when I accidentally backed into my husband's mint condition Ford Mustang GT that had part of it's rear end parked over on my side of the drive. Normally I just pull out of my garage, my husband is always parked right on his side of the drive, not so that day. They all could hear the loud bang from across the street, saw me hop out of my van to survey the damage, ringing my hands. The one guy comes over and he's looking at the dent, which was pretty bad, and he's asking me if I'm going to tell my husband or if I'm going to play it off like I didn't know what happened. I looked at him like he was insane, I mean of course I'd tell him! Then another one of the guys ran over to his car and brought me out some polisher, tried to help buff off some of the scratching, which helped, but definitely didn't hide the dent. Then yet another guy says to me, tell your insurance company someone hit him in a parking lot! The flood of suggestions was overwhelming. But after debating, I sucked it up, and walked towards the house. Now our neighbors know how much my husband loves his 'stang, so I could hear one of them saying "man, he's going to beat her ass!" Well I went in, told him what happened. He was non too pleased, but uttered not a word, the look said it all though, went outside to look at what I'd done, then turns to me and says "I take it you need me to move the car so that you can go to the store?" That was that. Our neighbors were casually trying to act like they weren't watching or trying to here, and they were super disappointed, figured there would be some massive fight like they have over there all of the time. I still feel horrible about that car.
Some folks are just more emotive than others. When we first hooked up my man loved the fact that I have sailor/truck drivers mouth. It makes him comfortable. He knows that with me there's nothing phony or fake. (that's not to say that quieter folks are phony) It simply is a part of who I am. Same goes for fights... Some folks would label that verbal abuse... *shrug* My stepmother could verbally abuse me quite well in public with nothing more than whispers.... To each their own. I have felt embaressed by my own mouth at times...But, it never fails...soon after some other couple on the block will outdo us, and I'll just sit there and smile. I'm a very passionate person. & Most of the things that make me angry tend to be different than the things others fight about... For example, someone on the block might hear me scream..I don't give a fuck! It's the principle! :toetap: I don't tend to get angry over the accidental destruction of material things...Good story HCM, sounds like you two suit each other well.
