And Lo and Behold I heard his voice piercing the cloud of coagulated trance that hung so heavily over the crowd, the words he spoke being soaked up into the saturnine gaseousness, never to reach the minds of the pretentious, but to inseminate the cloud with a Hate of Ages: "Exclusivity Breeds Contempt." Much Love
Circa 30 "A.D.": Jesus Christ, Bachus Diphues, Baphomet and Mithras were playing a round of golf at the Roman Country Club, discussing the merits of their various doctrines, when a Roman Soldier happened upon them. He looked at them all, and said: "Dionysus, you should really stop eating those mushrooms that grow in the woods. It's awfully unbecoming of you to talk to yourself." Much Love
