Another poll. 'Cause I'm a whooooore.

My muscles are sore. Will you give me a massage?

 

What the fuck? Reply, you animals.

 

I will reply. No I will not massage you but I will shake your hand.

Good luck though

 

I want to, but it's just...sooooo...wroooooong.

 

I got some dirt on my shoulder



would you brush it off for me?

 

I can't see it. It's blends in with your skin too well.


That was for voting no, dammit.

 

i will if you give me a massage too.

 

Well of course.

Edit: I lied! Ahahahahaha, I tricked you into saying yes!

But, seriously, I'm not good with massages, although I will gladly make you hot cocoa.

 

I will...



but only because I want to fuck you.

 

What Muscles?

 

Meh, too tired to fuck. Maybe tomorrow. But I'll keep that in mind.

 

You insultin' my guns?

 

Then you aren't a whore, a real one would jump at it.

 

What GUNS?!?!

My god dude, you are like 4 times smaller than me in that department, of course im insulting you. Go lift some weights then go back and take a picture and show us you have "Guns" no don't take a picture of a real gun either

 

What if I'm tired because I've been fucking all day?

I'll say it again, you're having trouble staying in character.

 

umm.. dude, i didn't vote yes yet. but i do enjoy cocoa so i will now! what do you want me to massage?

 

You WOULD know...

 

Pshaw. What guns. These guns, bitch! *flexes* Aw, shit. I think I hurt myself.

 

My back, please. *lies down on stomach*

 

AHH! Just shut the fuck up! You ruin every thread you post in. No one wants to hear your useless shit.

Anyway, no, I wouldn't give you a massage... and you should be happy about that.