Another poll. 'Cause I'm a whooooore.

I know, you prefer giving me hand jobs.

 

Well, I only have two hands, so yeah, they'll have to keep to that region.

 

Sam sit your 17 y/o ass down, no one is talking to you.

 

Does anyone else think he's trying too hard to keep in character at this point?

 

Fuck your 20 year old ass with a fork, no one gives a shit about you.

 

I DO!!!! I DO!!!!!!

 

Good. Now please vote yes, you hawtie.

 

Hey eliot, you aren't the Hip Forums whore anymore I bet anything. Gather up, YOU, Bird, and a couple more guys, and post a poll for the Hip Forums whore. I bet you won't be it anymore.

 

Yes sir.......

 

and you care because?

 

damn i like you on your back better!

 

Dammit, tomorrow, we can fuck, okay? But now, I just want to fall asleep to a massage.

 

god dammit okay fine.

 

that's what i do for a living, you'll owe me $45, or you can smoke me out, it's your decision.
Why are your muscles sore? what did you do?

 

Would we fuck afterwards?

 

The morning after, yes.

 

Then yes, I would.

If you refused to put out the morning after, I'd rape you.

 

Well, shit, I have to rid myself of morning wood somehow.

 

use a beaver or a woodchuck

 

Good...I wasn't really in the mood to get that rough in the morning.