I have a strange way of making friends.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by johnnystillcantread, Jun 13, 2007.

  1. johnnystillcantread

    johnnystillcantread Member

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    Hello! Sometimes when I am in a crowded room I like to fart – excuse my self then turn to the person next to me and say – did that sound sincere. If the person gets all bent out of shape – I figure their not the kind of friend I’m looking for. If they say something like – sure don’t worry about it then I figure I might have found a new friend. Cheers!

     
  2. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    PM this to Chris, from the Men's forum. Maybe he won't be so lonely anymore :tongue:
     
  3. Riggs

    Riggs Banned

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    BA.. HA HA HA !

    Yeah, and if a person gives you the bird, and you tell him behind every bird is a pile sh**, and he doesn't kick your azz, then you have a best friend for life. LOL
     
  4. MatthewShane

    MatthewShane Banned

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    umm you sound gross!
     
  5. Ozokerite

    Ozokerite Member

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    Dude... I seriously thought I was the only one in the world who did this... :D
     
  6. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    lmao thats pretty funny and kinda true
     
  7. honeyfugle

    honeyfugle pumpkin

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    well, it's rather an unorthodox way of getting friends, but if it works then good for you.

    if, on the other hand you're a bit of a loner, mabye the farting thing is something you should stop?

    :leaving:
     
  8. Riggs

    Riggs Banned

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    LOL.. no you're not. Everyone does this, but some stink more than others do. Some can really knock you out. LOL
     
  9. Ozokerite

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    You know what I'm refering to. :rolleyes:
     
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