Wish me luck

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by mynameisjake07, Jun 13, 2007.

  1. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    So tommarow I have my probation check in for the once a month routine. I've been going for around 6 months now and they havent tested me yet but I'm starting to wonder if they might tommarow. What are some good ways to get out of the test if he suddenly wants me to take it. Usually I'll just go in shove his face full of papers from work, my grades and absences( which I edit in word), and show him some counseling papers and them im on my way. He told me his check in date was on mondays. Though last time he wanted me to come in on thursday. I told him I just had surgery and went in with an ice pack so he didnt really ask me too many questions. lol He also said I was late, which he told me on his check in dates you can come up to 4:30, though thursday is apparently not his check in date so I was "late" last time so he was also in a hurry. DO you think thursdays may be the days he tests? My only options I can think of are saying Im prescribed like xanax and he'll ask for my precription and then i'll say I didnt know I needed to bring it cuz I didnt ever take a test before, also I think they ask for a photo ID before tests and I'll say my sister drove me or something. I also thought if he makes me piss I could always make the cup slip right before I give it to him. Anyother ideas?
     
  2. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Your funny as hell jake. Slip and have it splash on him.
     
  3. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    get a friends piss in a condom and duct tape it to your leg. And when you do wrap it around your leg a couple of times. I went to rehab with a kid that did the same thing but didnt wrap it and the condom fell out of his pants when he was going into the bathroom to take the test.
     
  4. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    if you drop the cup i guarntee he will make you wait in the lobby till you can go again.... at least thats how it works where i go.
     
  5. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    i knew a girl that waited in the lobby for 3 hours cause she couldnt pee so maybe dont spill it

    although it would be funnier if you did spill it on him
     
  6. skullkidnate

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    Dude Fuck with them. I was watching cheech and chong and remember when he used his pregnents sister's piss.

    Find a pregnant chick and use her piss taped to your leg. HAHAHHAHA
     
  7. chocho

    chocho Member

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    I heard putting eye drops in your uring will work.
     
  8. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    Alright wish me luck guys, im leaving right now. I got dressed up really nice and got a tie, shirt, and nice slacks on. I'll tell him i have a interview in like 30 mins so he might not make me piss.


    EDIT: pfft once again no test, I went in and told him I had an interview as a an official government employee. I told him for the united states postal service, hes like mmm thats really good of you. He was proud of me hhahah. man i love probation.
     
  9. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    lmao, hell ask you how that went. because I am 99% sure they drug test you. So you can now say you passed the drug test but you were to young or something.

    Less reason for him to test you.
     
  10. CasieNmynameisjake07

    CasieNmynameisjake07 Member

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    yah I told him it was for an internship.

    edit: whopps I forgot im on my gf's account.

     

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